My game had a glitch where it would go to a black screen 9/10 times after Simba's exile but my masochistic child self would replay for those rare times it would allow to be played further. Hakuna matata? Not here, we grind till there's none left and pierce the skies of animal kingdom; I only feel bad for the porcupines.

cliffy come back and give us a furry br game, the boorus need you

pov: you hear about that new battle for middle earth game and beg your parents to get it for you so they come back with this

stop it get some help

Firmer virginity belt than Fate

stop monkeying around or I'mma go apeshit

Nothing that From can come up with will ever contest the difficulty of the platforming in the final stage, real sicko shit

Bold of them not to include Liam Neeson in this one

To whoever changed the cover may your whiskeys taste like horse piss

A bit saddened that my first exposure to roleplaying games was with one that included a hidden sex rating meter, could only go downhill from there honestly.

Weirdly, one of my favorite levels makes people irrationally angry and overload on their urine meters, as if real life catacombs are easily traversable and devoid of occupants (they're not).

There are no bugs here comrade, only side effects of the zone

What in me is dark Illumine, what is low raise and support; That to the highth of this great Argument I may assert th' Eviternal Providence, And justifie the wayes of God to men.

Kevin McCallister working for Satan