slopcity
while waiting for this game to fully release I have (in no particular order)
-hit puberty
-been to a psychiatric hospital
-lost my virginity
-had a nephew and a niece
-started developing games of my own
-joined a cult
-left a cult
-had about 11 boyfriends, girlfriends and other partners
-endured intense psychological trauma
-become a completely different person
-shaved my head
-grown dreadlocks
-shaved my head again
-grew my hair out
-read the entirety of Homestuck
-watched Evangelion
-watched lain
-played chaos;head
-played subahibi
-got really into denpa
-become a horror movie collector
-grown out of whatever phase i was in when i was into games like this
-learned french
-started learning japanese
-learned the banjo
-learned the ukulele
-learned the guitar
-learned the violin
-learned piano
-learned python
-learned HTML
-learned how to draw
-learned pixel art
-moved house 6/7/8ish times
-learned how to sew
-aged about 9 years
-played AA2 (which is basically yansim if it was good)
-played Daigaku Gurashi (which is basically AA2 with less boobs)
-seen several attempts at remaking yansim come and go
-been hospitalized
-drank alcohol for the first time
-smoked a cigarette for the first time
-been to a party for the first time
-been 2 years clean from SH
-seen the fnaf movie
-made a backloggd account
(and that's just off the top of my head)
-hit puberty
-been to a psychiatric hospital
-lost my virginity
-had a nephew and a niece
-started developing games of my own
-joined a cult
-left a cult
-had about 11 boyfriends, girlfriends and other partners
-endured intense psychological trauma
-become a completely different person
-shaved my head
-grown dreadlocks
-shaved my head again
-grew my hair out
-read the entirety of Homestuck
-watched Evangelion
-watched lain
-played chaos;head
-played subahibi
-got really into denpa
-become a horror movie collector
-grown out of whatever phase i was in when i was into games like this
-learned french
-started learning japanese
-learned the banjo
-learned the ukulele
-learned the guitar
-learned the violin
-learned piano
-learned python
-learned HTML
-learned how to draw
-learned pixel art
-moved house 6/7/8ish times
-learned how to sew
-aged about 9 years
-played AA2 (which is basically yansim if it was good)
-played Daigaku Gurashi (which is basically AA2 with less boobs)
-seen several attempts at remaking yansim come and go
-been hospitalized
-drank alcohol for the first time
-smoked a cigarette for the first time
-been to a party for the first time
-been 2 years clean from SH
-seen the fnaf movie
-made a backloggd account
(and that's just off the top of my head)
1996
1996
2004
kamige. having campaigned to get this on backloggd for months now, i am pleased that at least one of the sex kitten games made its way on here!! isn't my favourite of the series, but 2000s lolrandom edgy humor combined with stolen anime art is my favourite niche slice of internet nostalgia (ew).
this is objectively awful but idc idc idc it reminds me of my weird horrible disgusting childhood.
your takeaway from this review should be to never let your child on newgrounds.
velbearan is so based for adding this.. everyone say thank you
this is objectively awful but idc idc idc it reminds me of my weird horrible disgusting childhood.
your takeaway from this review should be to never let your child on newgrounds.
velbearan is so based for adding this.. everyone say thank you
2021
most accurate depiction of living down in the blighty ever, down to the cost of living (Bailey's EXTORTIONATE rent prices) crisis. say what you will about the actual content but this is one of The most impressive twine games I've ever seen. as a twine dev. I tried to datamine it and ended up having to restart my laptop. also one of the games I refuse to play properly because I love scene collecting having a cute character and cheats. There are three other paragraphs to my review but I think there are certain things strangers on the internet should not know about me or my preferences and inclinations
1996
2007
2017
one of the first queer visual novels i played ever. also about the first sport i was actually into. humor hasn't aged well but in like an endearing way. will always be a part of me. i do not consider myself sapphic in any way but i am nebulously queer and a poc so this game was some kind of awakening for me (even if that awakening was just "holy shit?? i can be gay??")
i have a lot of thoughts and memories surrounding this game i fear could only be accurately summarized through a full length blog review or 3 hour long video essay but. i will always be in love with these girls and their stories
i have a lot of thoughts and memories surrounding this game i fear could only be accurately summarized through a full length blog review or 3 hour long video essay but. i will always be in love with these girls and their stories
2021
TBD