they weren't kidding, this FUCKS

my toxic trait is still waiting for the third game to come out
also Arid is so foine in this,,,

square enix you’ll never design a character that goes harder than volt krueger so u may as well stop tryin

Gonna tell my kids this was God Hand

(cw: kink)

uhhhhh there's some really surprisingly provocative low-res bondage fail states? i rented the game back then, and found it punishingly difficult, but all those squirmy bondage scenes helped me figure a lottttttttttttt of stuff out.

One of my all-time favorites, which may explain why I went on to major in History?

This is obviously when video games peaked

it's like donkey kong country with the pre-rendered graphics but better

modern games wishes they were this game

You can build a giant clownface that is wearing a burger.