teodordumi
2002
I have 1,000,000,000 videogames but at the end of the day I just wanna play robot alchemic drive on the PS2
1999
this is a poopy little beat em up BUT the controls are kinda nice (sometimes) and while playing I literally said "THIS COULD NOT GET ANY BETTER" in reference to the stinky PS1 graphics and weird amateur music combinations. The cutscenes are soooo goood. This is good. I like Lucifer ring. It's good!
TBD
what in the hamster basket
it's a hamster party game with 0 depth but 100 hamster
it's a hamster party game with 0 depth but 100 hamster
this is a 2D platformer that will really make you go "what in the whambasket"
OK so this is basically a super realistic jellyfish simulator for the ps1. You get to feed them, change the temperature, and control the water rotation, while vibing out to 3D ps1 jellyfish with static jpeg backgrounds for 160ish in-game days until they transform or sometbing. they can have little jellyfish babies and die and stuff. there's a couple of beautiful/banging tracks, the soundtrack is really good. I love that it exists, but unless you're a jellyfish fanatic the moment to moment stuff to do is very limited. I gotta admit though, I am at least partially healed!
1999
uncontrollable poop game with poop sauce in it. do not. Don't.
1999
Played this with a friend, in Multiplayer at least the game constantly slows down (to the point where you spend 80-90% of your time racing at 0.5 speed) and then it will spaz into normal speed for a microsecond, completely messing up your flow. Mechanically and visually it's fine enough, but not enjoyable...
2022
this is THE Tetris of all time. I'm so happy apotris exists mannnn holy heck
2006
warning: this awesome game requires the PS2 EYETOY and will make you WIGGLE AND JIGGLE
2003
Starfox 64 but the sense of depth is completely fucked up and there are pickups everywhere
2000
I could not believe my eyes. this is fucking perplexing
2005
such an incredibly unique gameplay concept. Tecmo's done it
2002
this game is BEAUTIFUL beyond belief. play this and you will want to live here
2003
for some stupid ass reason I completed this game and I LOVED IT
There are few games on this earth which are genuinely so bad and devoid of any merit that they destroy my day upon playing them. This is one of them.