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decent but extremely basic and short beat em up, elevated a bit by the sheer C-tier PS1 skung of it all with the charmingly blocky models and penis midi music

It's hard for me to describe how much this game goes hard in words, this game just fucking rocks. If you think you know your way around mecha games throw it all out the window. These mechs are huge, hulking beasts that move slow as hell but pack a HELL of a punch, an uppercut from your mech can literally flip a guy and a punch can send it flying through buildings it's awesome and you can buy tons of new moves to make your robot even more broken. The voice acting is bad but that only added to my experience, I loved every minute I spent playing this. It's not a "so bad it's good" game like others might say, it's just super fucking good!

felicia the type of girl to suck 37 dicks but stays loyal and make lasagna

morrigan just cheatin on ya

The minimalist approach to practically everything in this game could easily be mistaken as a conscious design choice. There are a number of unique NPCs that I believe were likely originally additional party members but the feature eventually got nixed, which just proves to me that this game was originally more ambitious, at least in one regard.

There’s also something to say for how isolated this can feel at times. Not only because of the single party member but because of so many long narrow paths in dungeons that I guess enemies couldn’t fit into. Just some liminal creepiness whether intentional or not.

Edit: Finished. That was one of the longest 11 hour games I've ever played. Don't even necessarily mean that as an insult, it certainly felt like a "quest."

Part of me wants to try the "upgraded" Japanese version to see if it improves the overall feel. It's not like there's much story to follow anyway.

I’m glad I played this, regardless of whether I enjoyed the entirety of it, as it’s a truly incomparable experience.

I begged my mum to get me this and I'll never forgive myself

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The last, chronologically speaking, version of Mega Man is canonically lost in space forever.

Wish we could at the very least get more games like this. If I had enough faith in my game dev abilities a spiritual successor is definitely a dream project along with a Tomba clone. Maybe some day. As is, I can only throw Tail Concerto and Solatorobo anywhere within the same ring.

I don't consider myself a total weeb (I just like JRPGs a lot, there's probably some other term for that) and I don't get into the waifu thing but Tron Bonne is waifu

It's fun going around the map and doing flashy parkour. Compared to Breath of the Wild, its movement feels completely obsolete, but it's still fun, even if a bit more superficially so.

I'll have to go back to the game one day.

i simultaneously love and hate the idea of re-playing this game, the chuckster fuckster can suck my asshole. the experience can be like biting a nickel into an ice cream cone