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Super Mario Bros.
1985
Have to perform a certain amount of blowjobs on the cartridge to get the game to work
-1 star because it reminded me of her
Fortnite
2017
Though fortnite had a strong start back in its first year, it has continually deteriorated in terms of enjoyment since then. A lack of direction from the devs has plagued this game. Truthfully, who can blame them? The rift within the community separating those who want to crank 90's to the build-limit in record time and those who want to play to have fun is ever-growing.
Even though my days of enjoyment with this game have come to pass, there is no denying that Fortnite has been and will continue to be an iconic game.
Even though my days of enjoyment with this game have come to pass, there is no denying that Fortnite has been and will continue to be an iconic game.
Sky Rogue
2017
Sky Rogue is an enjoyable aerial combat game. Having played the recent Ace Combat. The relatively arcadey gameplay is an interesting counter to the AAA vibe AC7 has going on.
Long Gone Days
2023
(As a note, I am not a huge fan of turn based RPGS) Long Gone Days is a pretty interesting RPG the story is a little predictable but enjoyable nonetheless. Pixel art is well done, however, it also forms a positive synthesis with the character portraits on display as well. The gameplay is a tad slow. Rourke is a little two dimensional but he isn't a bad character to spend time with.
Death and Taxes
2020
Very very enjoyable! The mechanics of the gameplay in perfectly with the narrative. An excellent game that's driven by your choices (or lack thereof). he game can be finished in one sitting but I'd hardly call that a problem as there is an enormous replay value. Features full voice acting. Basically just great overall, there isn't a whole lot else I can say without spoiling stuff
(PLACEHOLDER FOR TANGRAMDELUXE) It's tangram
Sewer Rave
2018
Game crashed at the very end. Otherwise, pogged, you get to party with rats and drink lean so like.... pretty solid
Bleed
2012
A solid action platformer. Bleed plays very fast and very tight, with about seven levels it doesn't take too long to finish. However, each minute has solid gameplay with little to no breathing room between sections. Its length is found in the challenge of the game rather than bloated poorly made levels. Speaking of challenge, this is not a very easy game (atleast for me). It only takes around five shots from an enemy to throw you back to the beginning of a gameplay section. Checkpoints are very forgiving which eases on the frustation factor. The game has very little story but that is hardly a problem. BLEED is a good way to spend an hour especially if you like quick action platformers.
Bleed 2
2017
Better than the original BLEED in almost every way. The art is better and sharper, combat is smoother and more enjoyable, boss battles are much more satisfying. The counter mechanic went from a bit of a gimmick to an incredibly rewarding piece of gameplay. Soundtrack is memorable. None of the deaths feel unfair even on hard, success is something that a player earns. BLEED 2 is another great run and gun/action platformer