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if this shit game out in 2011 on the iphone 4 it would have had an animated movie today

If you were to try to explain games both as an artform and an industry, I'd start here. Within it, you could teach about how to adapt to a platform's strengths, what a gameplay loop is, using pixel art as reference and what it's referencing, labor, how to handle backlash, derivative design practices, archival efforts, and also the futility of the entire enterprise. It is the least offensive morsel of video game that generated the most vitriolic response possible, and deserves study. Genuinely, the game of its decade, for all stories about that decade in the industry run through Flappy Bird at some point.

Pokémon fans discovering basic roguelike trends and even more basic storytelling for the first time and hailing both of those as a masterpiece because they clear the low bar of mainline Pokémon slop

Never played but obligated to give it a 10/10 because of how much enjoyment I get from joining a new MegaTen server, making a joke about how Persona 3 was the first Persona game, turning notifications on my phone, and then shoving it up my ass

Saddened to see an artistic achievement like the original sell out like this

Best feeling fighter I’ve ever played

Pokémon fans have zero standards I swear to god. How could you call gen 5 “perfect” when it has the severe flaw of reminding me that Long Island exists?

Profound commentary on imperialism and the very nature of political revolution

Unbelievably pandering to make an entire game based on that Dame Da Ne Guy meme

Game so bad the reason most people play it today is because they want to skip most of it

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