woss
2017
decade long fermentation, pickled mario kart. so refined and polished it's almost boring. initial iteration for the wii u in 2014 was fleeting joy but I have no idea where they go from here
2022
really sick that fromsoft decided players will miraculously intuit side quest progression by echolocating specific npcs and items in all the excess of the 10 trillion gigabyte open world. lol every side quest was some flavour of find the needle in the haystack 4 times and then fight glup shitto. if you played this completely blind and completed a good portion of the main and side content you're into being spanked or very patient
as for the difficulty, baffling discourse. if you truly exhausted all your accessibility options i.e. summons/overlevelling and still found the difficulty overbearing, you got filtered through the widest possible funnel, condolences
as for the difficulty, baffling discourse. if you truly exhausted all your accessibility options i.e. summons/overlevelling and still found the difficulty overbearing, you got filtered through the widest possible funnel, condolences
2022
my first fromsoft game and i decided to beat it melee only w/ no incants, spells, or summons which was initially pressured onto me via dick measuring contest with my friends, but i was glad for it in the end because it made every triumph much sweeter
2016
played this game for like 200 hours, and the last 50 or so were me submerged in an internal conflict about which npc i wanted to romance. happy to announce i never made a decision and dropped the game
2006
fitness mode deemed my bitch cousin geriatric which was goated
2020
2019
universally among pathetic men like myself, theres a transient window where anything that wears the veil of "cyberpunk" makes our cocks hard and our pussies wet
after developing a frontal lobe, or even better, a conscience, we move on, but occasionally, when something actually palatable like this gets churned out of that turd factory, it momentarily rekindles the dormant soyjack
after developing a frontal lobe, or even better, a conscience, we move on, but occasionally, when something actually palatable like this gets churned out of that turd factory, it momentarily rekindles the dormant soyjack
2021
first couple emmi sections very quickly reminded me i am a massive pussy
2022
mista white let’s cook up a fluid, creative movement shooter with understated depth and a cool core gameplay loop, but make sure we smother it with marketing and optics so cringe that 95% of the western consumer base physically can't take it seriously
2020
that coin revolver lathers the coldest crevices of my brain with a warm, inviting substance. i will start doing drugs again
1997
really nice of them to a include a 3x speed and random encounter toggle to accommodate for my rapidly disintegrating frontal lobe
2018
when i said video game dialogue should strive to be more human i didn't mean a human with a fedora and pit stains
the lebron james of predatory mobile gaming
2015
sorta thing that pisses off the "indie devs can't put substance into anything!!" crowd so I'm automatically in favour
I made a venn diagram of notable individuals in the human trafficking industry and raymond fans