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a five star score is on the table

the amount of braindead fun you can have here is limitless

they just be doing shit

YOU GUYS YOU CAN BREAK THE CYCLE I PROMISE
I DID IT I MADE IT OUT THE OTHER SIDE IM FREE
FIND OTHER GAMES I PROMISE IT CAN GET BETTER

lore nerds be damned.
a beautiful sendoff of a franchise by its original creators, a perfect if not near perfect game.

an underrated racer overshadowed by its sequels.
charming fun from start to finish with some fleeting moments of rage, one of my favorites from childhood.

this game had a diegetic map, that is the half star

the (game?) of all time

so bad it's good entertaining