No really it's just that good

What was in the water that made Rovio lose it's touch? I'll tell ya, adding gimmicks nobody liked, why does a game over screen exist in angry birds. A mobile game? And why are the gimmicks so improperly done? The artstyle is neat I suppose but thats it. Fucking hell this game is so catastrophically dogshit.

Amazing when the person bad at mario games don't be screaming in your ear about how "janky" it is

It actually does not get any better than this. Unless?

Speed Stages and the story is awesome, the writing as well! Too bad this game is a slog after that

Its. A platformer, yeah, thats really it. The most low effort 2D Mario title you'll ever play. Oddly have some nostalgia with it but besides that yeah this game just feel soulless. Oddly fun final boss but again its a 2D Mario boss so of course its not that oozing with pure aura.

Would you believe me if I said this was a hack and slash game? No? Well to my surprise, this was a hack and slash game... A barebones one, a shame too. The game has a lot of charm and one may assume this is a platforming or racer title because thats what most licensed games are. Well, for a Sanrio title, our main protagonist Kitty, takes on an alien invasion about to take over the world! And with rescuing her friends, that one may barely notice cause half of the time if not almost all of the game can be beat by just mindlessly pressing A. Roller rescue is without a doubt one of the more easier 2000's titles, and this is not all of the issues Roller Rescue has, Kitty's family feels as if they forgot that family and friends need to be rescued. Which is greatly confusing. Kitty moves quite slow on top of that, just because Hello Kitty has a family friendly title doesn't mean the game shouldnt be this simple. However, the game does a ok job at being, well, a game? Who knows what Im even saying at this point, if you like hello kitty. I guess you might find some joy in it, like simple hack and slash cute games? Well maybe try Hello Kitty Roller rescue? The final boss was fun but a huge miss in execution. All in all? A game that only hello kitty / sanrio fans will find joy in. Non Sanrio fans? You're not missing out. 6/10 cause im Nice

Objectively a 5/10 unfortunately. Sanrio could really benefit from a truly good video game, however, Hello Kitty doesnt need video games at all to stay relevant. So it makes sense why this game is just barely passable.

2020

Really good game that I would yap about sometimes if the creator wasnt a yknow what!

Thought the game was fun as a kid, then replayed it when I was 15. Yeah this game does not deserve to have the tenkaichi title at all.

After the first world the game falls apart, yeah it's not a fun title at all. Boring.

Kinda mid, annoying tedious platforming. Story is neat and aesthetically pleasing, other than that probably the most overrated game I ever played. Rayman 3 clears so hard.