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Those goblins are cheeky little bastards

What really sells Chop Goblins is how much game-y it is. Pretty weird thing to say about something that doesn't try to experiment or present some unique with its gameplay at all. The only thing that could be said is that Chop Goblins features lack of jump button just like in first comers of the FPS-genre like original Wolfenstein and first Doom. In that sense, it's definitely retro besides the graphics.
This limitation for the player resulted in more grounded look towards the design of Chop Goblins. While the arenas themselves can't present a challenge for similar game with the ability to jump, here (it seems) player will have to think twice before moving forward. Carelesness is something that most modern shooters try to aboid by giving more options to escape, but this game goes the other direction and asks to just consider your movement.
Strictly speaking, shooters are always about navigation more than anything else. Even the act of shooting a target can't be done without putting your cursor on it. While movement shooters present an additional challenge with more options to navigate, it can be argued that they're temporarily break the 'shooter' gameplay for one moment and become only about 'movement'. Getting rid of options to move helps focus on combat more closely.
Obviously I'm not saying that movement shooters are bad in any way, I just wanted to point that out.

I care for this little silly game too much to admit. It's short and won't waste any of your time.

It's a near perfect experiment that well reflects what I hope the future of games looks like overall. A smaller, cheaper experience that doesn't sit too long, allowing concepts to stay simple and exciting even in spite of mechanics and design being FPS fixtures that have existed so long a lot of players have them memorized to the core.

Much like another tight, bite-sized shooter experience I loved playing this year (Post Void) Chop Goblins rewards score chasing, optimization, and the nature of social competition by delivering a gory, fast, and at times adorable faux-retro FPS that I played through three times I had so much fun. You'll especially love it as a moment to breathe between modern titles with longer runtimes and commitments. Hope you like it if you try it! More short but sweet games like this please! :3

Es muy divertido ver a un desarrollador hacer un juego de una hora simplemente porque le apetece. Historia simple (¡¡unos goblins malvados han aparecido, mátalos!!), jugabilidad muy disfrutable, gráficos con encanto y goblins gritando todo el rato que quieren queso. Y todo en cinco niveles no muy largos en lo que si mueres empiezas desde el principio. Iba a darle un 6, pero volviendo a pensar en él ahora creo que se merece un poco más.


A fun bite-sized game that's perfect for unwinding. Remember only good goblin is a dead goblin so get to chopping

Good rofl/TimeSplitters from shooter`s "Kojima"

GOBLINS AAAAAH NILBOG AHHHHH FUTUREEEEE

Very short but fun boomer shooter, It asks the important questions like "Where's the cheese?"

Fun and quick little game by the GOAT. I even had a nice moment where I got to feel good about having a higher score than the dev himself. Sure this game isn't as mechanically complex as Dusk, but it's nice knowing that DuskDev is out there just making fun little experiences like this. Would recommend!

This review contains spoilers

Hello my name is dracula,

When I reached the final boss and the main character said "It's Goblin chopping time!!!!!" I started clapping.

Fast, short, fun game. The levels do have a lot of hidden secrets and interesting stuff to check out, which is appreciated. There's clearly a lot of thought put into this game's design, regardless of the simple presentation or silly vibe. I had a good time with this one! I'll likely revisit it again.

This is my first exposure to David Szymanski's games and it makes a solid first impression. The concept is just ridiculous enough to be awesome, the gameplay is solid, and there are some unique weapons and stages. There's not much else I could ask for in a boomer shooter. I would've loved to see this be a bit longer than it was, but I'm not opposed to a bite-sized experience.

Chop Goblins is small and simple, and hides its craftsmanship under that layer of simplicity and simpleness. Most elements of the game are there just enough to create unique and thoughtful gameplay experiences. Despite such a small weapon and enemy palette, each level tells its own story with its own gameplay and environment elements. Those tiny environment elements really do a lot of heavy lifting with making each level feel like a special experience.

It also genuinely surprised me how well balanced around weapon affordances the harder gamemodes were. Playing Goblin Mode with the original weapon progression versus playing it with secrets/Once Again Mode weapons is a totally different experience. The game you play between those two modes is so different it almost feels like two different gamemodes packaged into one game setting, with the actual dividing logic being the player's own prior knowledge or game choices.

Very cute, but for some reason it ran at only 30 fps for me (no biggie btw, I played 300 hours of fallout new vegas on a laptop that ran it at like 24 fps)

This feels like a game that you would find on an old generic CD with its name written in sharpie whose install wizard comes with a bunch of overly edited screenshots, it rules

it's quick, it's simple, it's fun. chop goblins. check it out.

a fine shooter but the dracula fight may just be the best moment in any video game

short but sweet little boomer shooter game by David Szymanski. Overall its a fun time with a lot of replay value. Gunplay is fun and weapons are cool. I think the overall vibe is fun with the funny goblins and the areas you go to. Finished in about under an hour and only have 3 achievements left so might go for a plat. Worth it if you'd enjoy a quick little fps game.

SHE BE CHOPPIN ON MY GOBLINS


A cute lil’ 1 hour FPS. It’s pretty well-designed and entertaining, and I enjoyed it, not much to say. Something something, one chopillion copies.

A cozy little FPS that really starts to sag in the latter half. Its low price point does a lot to deflect most criticism, though

Very quick retro FPS shooter from the same man behind DUSK. Nothing really crazy innovative but therein is this games charm. A simple, quick story and game; gives off major Game Jam vibes. Worth the pennies you pay for it on Steam.