Bit o' the ol' ULTRAVIOLENCE

disorienting and harsh, but so STYLISH

No other game has strained my heart and soul as this "thing" has. PLEASEPLEASEPLEASE don't play this you'll hurt me if you log in I'll have a sharp, stinging pain in my left temple I'm telling you

How many FPS games are better than this? How many FPS games have a throw-able hatchet that you can catch mid-air? You should be asking better questions.