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I DIDNT ASK IF YOU WERE SAD AND HAVE SUICIDAL THOUGHTS

GET YOUR ASS IN THE CLAN WAR

It starts out like it always does. You get to a nice rythym, upgrading and attacking. It's going well.
Then you get that one attack where they steal practically all your shit.
You try to attack back, but you're forces are small, and their base is better than yours.
So in response to this, you try to upgrade your village but you don't have enough shit. You're running on fumes.
Then you get attacked multiple times, and your resources are down to basically nothing.
Due to a poor lack of resources, you cannot attack, or upgrade to get better defenses, and you get stuck in this hopeless rut.
And you may be thinking: Why didn't you spend some money to get more resources?
The answer? I'm not spending money on fucking Clash of Clans.

Eu gosto muito disso aqui, eu jogo isso quase desde o lançamento, sempre foi divertido ver progressão da sua vila e de seus ataques, mas minha nossa, chega um momento que fica INSUPORTÁVEL, sério, algumas construções demoram 2 SEMANAS ou MAIS para ficarem prontas, os preços também ficam muito caros com o tempo e isso te deixa extremamente enjoado do jogo, pois caso você não queira gastar um salário mínimo pra concluir as construções, terá que esperar sem jogar praticamente, já que os construtores estarão ocupados e não vai ter NADA pra fazer durante essas 2 semanas, a não ser ataques, mas você acumulará recursos e vai ser roubado, pois não poderá gastá-los.
Enfim, eu não sei como jogo clash ainda, não existe um mundo em que um game que pode ser jogado uma vez a cada duas semanas seja divertido.
Já foi muito melhor, pena que foi abandonado/deixado de lado

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300 BLACK MEN FOR ONLY 2 POUNDS

I met this guy named krutish who kept calling me a n-word in the clan chat and exploited his co-leader status to bully and oppress me like a goblin and tbh i didnt really appreciate that

Having a solid clan in this game give you real life powers, especially if you're playing this game in your younger years in school. I remember we had the biggest COC clan in our High School, people would literally come with applications

The game has fallen of I guess .. I don't think this era's kids will get the same experience we got in particular

I'm a sucker for waiting 17 days to click a button and wait another 24 days

I never understood why every dude in my grade was playing this shit.

Dorme uma semana pra upar CV KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

Booooring, multiple days of troops loading for a 2 minute mediocre raid. Extremely pay2win, designs are good but that's about it

A true social gaming experience.

HOG RIDDDDDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Typical wait or pay mobile game, with the addition of attacking villages and stuff. Used to play it back in school. Quite fun.

Probably the best game Kojima has made yet.

Sometimes it's fun to have a thing to do on your phone every day.

Barely a game. Apparently it has mechanics of some sort but none of them are meaningfully explained and I have no desire to be explained them by an 11 year old on YouTube.

Bad reviews obviously dont have a good th

the game is fun until you're waiting 26 months 7 days and 12 hours for your town hall to upgrade. or you pay to get 3000$ worth of gems.

This review contains spoilers

HOG RIDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

I enjoyed this when I was in middle school.

It's very rare for a piece of media, particularly a video game, to insult me. So if there's one that does, you should know it's a particularly awful outlier.

Clash of Clans is a video game that insults me on a personal level. Its only purpose is to lure players in with the promise of a good time, then bore them to death in the hopes of milking every last drop from their wallets. It's dull, it's repetitive, its few good ideas are done infinitely better in other games, and it helped ruin the mobile gaming landscape.

Genuinely, fuck this game. The only reason it gets more than a half star is because it can be fun for about an hour. Otherwise, it is a completely worthless piece of shit and a stain on the gaming industry.

The concept behind this title is quite clever, if a bit shallow, as the asymetric battle system solves most of the inconveniences with P2P strategy games, unfortunately by reducing the decision making to the absolute minimum. Ultimately, this game is just a wait-or-pay simulator, where those who either pay or have played for years (usually both) are always going to be extremely out of reach for those starting out or not willing to sacrifice cash.

i once read a barbarian king x archer queen fanfic where they called his pen*s an inferno tower, and stopped playing the game soon after

Quite fun if you ignore the P2W elements.


Best Supercell game. Good time waster and sometimes addicting. Upgrade time reduction helped.

Probably the best mobile game ever. I always find myself coming back to this game from time to time. Always felt higher quality than other mobile games, it's very polished and the graphics were great. Just doesn't hit the same anymore :/

o jogo que popularizou a """mecânica""" de esperar por 3 dias pra melhorar um muro, forçando a compra de recursos se você quiser ter qualquer tipo de avanço.
tem um jogo divertido aí, mas é uma pena que ele está escondido embaixo dessa fonte de dinheiro infinita pra Supercell