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The ultimate evolution of all those old flash slingshot games brings the act of constructing a rube goldberg contraption to murder peasants and steal sheep into 3 dimensions and adds a physics engine so that sometimes the contraption will rattle itself apart and fling debris into the stratosphere.

Games like this exist to remind me that I am not a creative person. I can see how someone more creative could spend hours putting together different war machines to run through these levels, but after painstakingly cobbling together three or four, I just couldn't bring myself to do anymore

This game is as fun as your problem solving skills allow you to get with it. Yeah you can probably scrap together a hunk of junk to runover 2 guys for the mission. But what if you made a hot air balloon with a claw machine claw on it and picked the guys up one at a time and drop them from 600ft.

Doing challenges like minimum pieces or trying to use a single vehicle for multiple challenges is a treat. Unfortunately the creativity is going to be lost on some people, but that's how it is with your average gamer.

If there was something more as far as a story, a more extensive soundtrack, etc. I'd probably whip out the 5th star, but the gameplay loop is a blast for those who will mesh with the creative systems.

Build siege engines and destroy stuff. Fun in concept, eh in execution. The creativity people can exhibit with this however is nuts.


It's fun for a little bit but really gets kinda old fast. Well made I suppose but it really lacks any way to really keep me engaged or coming back to it. It's one of those streamer games, really. More fun to watch than to actually play yourself.

This is such great dumb fun. I loved making silly, completely impractical devices.

I'd probably like it more if I were smarter.

Weirdly comforting physics-based game. Nothing much to say other than it is very enjoyable.

Cool aesthetic and vibe. Unfortunately I did not graduate on the dean's list with a Master’s in Mechanical Engineering so I am too dumb to complete it.

Bem dificil, física ótima e te recompensa por ser criativo.

I can see why it got so popular, however if you want to let your creativity run wild while making fun designs there are better alternatives

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Que dificil que es a veces escribir un review de un juego que uno sabe que es bueno, pero no es para uno. De fijo si tuve un par de horas de entretenimiento por lo menos (dado a que es un juego indie baratillo), pero de fijo me da el feeling de que está hecho para ingenieros universitarios JAJA 🤓🤓🤓

Me gusta mucho que el juego lo tira a uno sin casi nada de handholding al primer stage donde lo ponen a uno a construir una maquina que pueda destruir cosas - y en realidad ese es todo el juego. Dividido en varias pantallas, a uno le toca construir lo que se le ocurra para destruir (y en algunas ocaciones "robar") objetivos en un setting medieval/steampunk y maes la verdad es que es un sistema muy bien hechito. Imaginense como si el sistema de construccion de tears of the kingdom fuera aún más extenso y hubiera acceso a una cantidad infinita de materiales y recursos.

Lo que me espanta mucho del juego es que cuando empieza a subir mucho la dificultad hay que pensar demasiado las cosas. Llega un punto donde uno tiene que ingeniarselas para construir maquinas demasiado complicadas que puedan volar o catapultar cosas y la verdad me senti muy corto de paciencia. A pesar de que el juego tiene una estética preciosa y un caracter único a nivel de animaciones, no siento que el gameplay me atrapara lo suficiente para seguirle dando.

En fin, 3.5 beheaded knights out of 5 ♞♞♞

Jogo mediano. é legal de construir as maquinas e tals matar os sordadinho mas é só isso também, não tem muito o que se explorar ou muita dificuldade.

definitely more fun to watch than to play, unfortunately.

very fun at first, but gets old pretty quickly

Easygoing puzzles, and there are multiple ways to solve them, considering it's not a particularly sophisticated physics game

Besiege is very cute and very creative, but without a solid grasp of mechanical engineering going into the game, puzzles will require a lot of time and trial to complete. This is not helped by the game's strange implementation of its physics, which never quite seem to do what you'd expect them to do. If you like building physics vehicles from scratch to fill an actual goal, though, I'd still recommend it.

A wonderfull phsique engine

Pretty fun, plenty of ways to complete the levels

Besiege is such a cool idea. A physics-based machine builder with a medieval theme where the goal is to demolish everything. It's really cool to look at, and it's only downside is the time commitment required to get things working how you want.

Having only just remembered this game again, I'm tempted to go back and give it another go..


great game if you are mentally deranged

very cute idea! i'm unfortunately not very engineering savvy so i found it hard lol