Reviews from

in the past


Break legs 8 ways till sunday.

(Not) Die Hard is pretty good experience, even if it is quite brief. I like short games and there is nice replayability in the characters and choices in the intro, but wow it flies by so quickly! Also gives me a reason to play a Dreamcast game proper, even if it's technically an arcade game and has a PS2 port shuuuuush be quiet...

an awesome short little beat em up game, very button mashy but I didn't expect much going into the game anyway. What makes it special for me is the old school sega charm along with the different weapons you can pick up to spice up your gameplay.

By the transitive property Dynamite Cop is a Christmas game.

Within the first five minutes, I slammed a missile into the ground and it caused a nuclear explosion. Peak gaming.


this games throw system has no right being as complex as it is

This game is just a blast. My girl friend and I always have a great time playing through this hilarious game.

I hit someone over the head with a baget and i'm happy

SUPER good arcade beat-em-up but it's way too short, even for arcade standards, and i think the final stretch of the game is really anticlimactic

You get to wield a big fish as a weapon at once point. What more do I need to say? What more do you need to hear? Play Dynamite Cop.

Bater em PIRATAS LOBOS FUTURISTAS é gostoso demais!

(O Dreamcast é um dos consoles que MENOS JOGUEI na vida, conheço pouquíssimos games. Por isso irei tentar jogar alguns jogos dele e aceito sugestões).

Dynamite Cop é um beat n’ Up 3D com quick time events em pequenos momentos. A história é surreal num nível que beira o engraçado: Lobos Piratas Futuristas (???) sequestram um navio com 2 mil pessoas incluindo a filha do presidente. Você e sua equipe são enviados pro navio (Podemos escolher entre 3 personagens sendo 2 homens e 1 mulher).

A gameplay é o grande destaque do jogo. É satisfatório descer a porrada em todo mundo, fora que o cenário das fases são totalmente destrutíveis e interativos (Você pode pegar tudo do cenário pra usar como arma). As armas de fogo também tem uma mecânica muito boa incluindo até uma arma que é um MÍSSEL ANTI AEREO.

Os quick time events são apenas usados como transição de uma fase para a outra, todos muito iguais e sem nenhuma criatividade. Outro ponto negativo é a falta de criatividades nos chefes (Apenas o Boss final é de fato difícil e desenvolvido).

O jogo tem praticamente 1 hora e entregou o que se propôs: Ser um jogo onde você não precisa pensar muito.

PRÓS:
- Jogabilidade ótima.

CONTRAS:
- Quick time events desnecessários.
- História é apenas background.

A very short 3D beat-'em-up that puts you through a series of discrete arenas, with various interactables and comical weapon pick-ups. Has tons of personality, and the various routes and characters give it replayability.

Real smoothbrain gaming (positive connotation)

Short, simple, and funny. Very entertaining little beat 'em up, though it feels a bit jank sometimes (mostly with item pickups).

Come for the fun beat-em up with amazing quick time events

stay for the bonus feature comic book adaptation of the game featuring comic sans font

Die Hard Arcade (Or Dynamite Deka) was already a pretty fun game that was delightfully over the top. Dynamite Cop (Or Dynamite Deka 2) is a VERY fun game that's ridiculously over the top. We went from terrorists to fucking pirates with a bionic captain (And it's the same villain from the last game). None of that is bad. By all means I had big goofy grin on my face the whole time.
Kooky tone aside, the gameplay feels snappier and overall better than the original. I liked playing as every character (Jean is the best, sorry Bruno). And I do like having 3 scenarios to play through. Just a shame they all aren't that different from each other. Sometimes the order of rooms is changed up, but the enemies will be the same no matter what. They may try to give those same rooms different skins. But it's the same room nonetheless. This isn't as big of a deal since each mission is pretty short, so it doesn't the game.
Play this if you get the chance. It's fast, fun, and funny. You will not be bored.

Janky, corny, stupid, but colorful, hilarious and rather satisfying to play.

I played this in the arcades with a friend twice through. While it was quite short, rather easy, and not particularly deep, it deserves 4 stars purely because that was the absolute most I have ever belly-laughed while playing any video game ever. The ability to use any part of the environment as a weapon is an effective gameplay gimmick, but is also used to hilarious effect; the ability to throw cake at enemies or to pick up a phone by the receiver and then swing it around like a nunchuck lends an almost Jackie Chan-esque vibe to what would otherwise have been just a regular beat em up.

The sequel to Die Hard Arcade, THIS GAME STILL ROCKS BECAUSE YOU CAN USE ANYTHING AS A WEAPON, INCLUDING A BIG ASS BAGUETTE AND A FISH

Still pretty short, though at least you get some replay value out of the three different entries.