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Played the demo and that was all I needed. Play dishonored instead, it's not worth your time. Lame gameplay, poor optimization and long loading screens. Really not "next gen" (or even previous gen).

It’s like coming home to shit on the floor.

Average, nothing more, nothing less. Navigating the city was really annoying.

the least interesting parts of every stealth game

This is the bastardization of the Thief series and stealth games as a whole. Gameplay has been trivialized with lobotomized AI, the world's setting has been butchered by inexperienced writers and even the most iconic characters were not spared in this totally-not-a-remake.

I shall hate this game until the end of days


quite possibly the biggest piece of shit ever made

Had an open mind going in but yep, it sucks. I didn't like TDP but it had a lot of good things in it, this was just a linear bore where the memorable bits were only memorable because they were bad/stupid/frustrating.

What was once a great stealth and exploration focused series with the first two games now becomes a very poor man's Dishonored, lacking anything that makes either series enjoyable.

Money is used for upgrades and buying equipment, but the upgrades and powers are mostly pretty useless. City hub area is confusing and annoying to navigate and wastes your time forcing you to go back to a bar to resupply while avoiding the same enemy patrols. Lock picking gets annoying fast, often gaining only one cheap item. Uninteresting world, story, and characters. Poor enemy AI. No incentive to play the game stealthy. Replaying chapters, so you can use your better equipment or try different routes and challenges, is almost hidden. Replaying a level forces you to walk back to where the chapter started in the city to replay the mission, the map doesn't show where those spots are and the game gives no indication that you can even do it.

Esperé este juego cuando tenía como 15 años solo para que cuando salga sea una bazofia terrible. Es aburrido y no tiene nada remarcable, es material para dormir.

Bought this because I thought it would be like Dishonored. It was not.

it ain't bad but it's also not great, the gameplay is somewhat fun at the begining but at the end it's mostly repetetive. the open world aspect seems kinda od, it says it's open world but nobody asked for it being open world, if it would be just mission to mission like dishonored it would be better, + the merchants are almost invincible half the time i was without any supplies but with tons of money becouse the traders are hidden amongst normal npcs, you could argue that tHaT's hOw tHeY oPeRaTeD iN tHoSe TiMeS but it still sucks, the story is also trying to be special but turned out the most generic way possible, really midiocre game

bad bad bad, a thousand times bad, at least the lightning was well made by the time

I thought the gameplay was solid but I remember disliking the ending. It's still a fun stealth game.

this streamlined pile of shit is nothing like the series it represents

The basics of any and for any stealth game are here. But just that.

Honestly just a huge let down in most ways a game can let one down

"I've been a ghost all my life."

I want to preface this review by saying that the game is somewhat solid if it is your first (and preferably ONLY) Thief game you ever played. If you enjoyed it: good! But stay away from the rest of the series because I can guarantee you, you'll either A) won't find the earlier installments as captivating or B) they'll make you hate Thief 2014 retroactively.

If you don't like some old man's rambling about how everything used to be better, just skip to the second half of the review.

Now, I'm a huge fan of the stealth genre in both 2D and 3D, and I also played a lot of the major ones such as Hitman, Splinter Cell and of course, the Thief trilogy. With Thief especially I'd like to point out that I have played these recently for the first time ever, so there was no familiarity or nostalgia involved. Instead, it was an almost marvelous revelation of how a game can present itself with memorable and intricate level design while still giving the player the choice to rummage through the levels as he pleases. Sure, it can be overwhelming at first, even for their time they look ugly as sin, so I'll admit they aren't without faults.

There is however on thing they do right: they let you play the games however you want in whatever way you want. Thief - and by extension, any of the Immersive-Sim games - is something I'd like to compare to something like Pen&Paper or any other board game. You're given a place to play in, have to adhere to the rules the game has set for you and in between starting the level and finishing the objectives it's up to the player to figure out how to do it. There's no handholding or restrictions, other than, you know, a mission failure or death maybe.

Want to ghost the entire mission? You can do that. Knock out any guard and rob the place blind? You're a thief, so naturally you can. Fight every creature to death with your dinky-ass sword? Well good luck trying to evade death.

The beauty that sets the early Thief games apart from its modern successor is immersion. You're a thief, not a fighter. You have a few weapons and tools to dispatch enemies and make your adventure easier. There is an overarching, but negligible story. With every mission, you're given piece-meal information, just enough to know what to look out for. The maps are borderline useless but give enough context for navigation. And honestly, why would some random thief have the fully detailed map for some highly secured mansion or long forgotten dungeon? It all works, but it IMMERSES you into the game.

Onto the ACTUAL review now...

Thief 2014 has the same problems as, ironically, other titles that Square-Enix tried to modernize: Hitman Absolution, Tomb Raider 2013 (and Deus Ex: Human Revolution, but I've not played it as of yet): They all fucking suck and have almost nothing in common with the series' roots anymore. This is absolutely hyperbole, but all these games, along with whatever shit comes from Ubisoft/EA, are very much everything what's wrong with TrIpLeAaA-Gaming.

The developers don't even let you properly play the game anymore. You're just being guided on a tour that's all flashy, without any substance to it. Look how great the game looks! Here, check out this cutscene! Whoa, did you absolutely, POSITIVLEY LOVE OUR QTEs WE PUT IN THE GAME? Huh? What's that? You don't?

Everything in Thi4f is a chore and simultaneously so dumbed down. Traversing the open world is no fun. You cannot jump whenever you want. You cannot climb up something whenever you want. You cannot place a rope arrow whenever you want. Actually, this is so terrible I have to mention it again: YOU CANNOT JUMP AT YOUR OWN LEISURE! As a thief! You know? When you need to blow the scene? Get everybody and the stuff together? What the fuck! It's all either scripted, automated nonsense when the game lets you perform a jump (think 3D Zelda for example) or scripted QTE nonsense every time you want to open a window, just to hide the fact the game needs to load the interior of the house or load up the next area of the game when each part barely qualifies as an alley. I think the worst part about it is this automatic, vomit-inducing camera movement every time you pick up some loot, open a closet or the six billion trays of a drawer. The camera goes whoosh and zooms in on the object, tilts and turns, then zooms out again as to simulate player movement, without actually being in control of it. You know how picking up loot worked in previous Thief? You just point the mouse somewhere, click and be done with it. But I digress ...

Besides all the restricting movement that only accentuate how barren and linear the levels are, the MC now sports some additional abilities. Remember, this is way past the prime PC Gaming era, so everything’s gotta get casualized because Stealth is haaaaaaard and I don't wanna put in the effort, dammit!
The first one is a dash, which lets you zip quickly in between hiding places. At first, I thought this ability nifty, to give the game a little more flow or give the player the chance to correct a mistake, as to not be spotted by a guard. However, since there is almost no cooldown on the dash, you can abuse it easily, because you're quicker and basically invisible while performing the dash.
The second one is ... Detective Mode from the Batman Arkham games or Eagle Vision from Assassin's Creed. Because why case the area yourself as a Master Thief when you can have the game highlight the loot and things you can interact with, show the guards patrol route and so on. It's an insult to anyone who went through the earlier games. But yet, here we are. And the most annoying thing? You WILL use it. The game is so chockfull with detailed environments you can't even tell what button you can press, which drawer you can open and so on. It's a necessary evil because the developers know you're an idiot.

My point is, the game doesn't make you think or figure out things on your own, there's no actual exploration, everything is just by the numbers and turned into a cinematic faux-Hollywood dark, brooding edgelord story which only shares the name of the game in similarity to its predecessor.

There are other minor things to gripe about in the game but were personally not huge dealbreakers. The higher focus on the story didn't do it for me. Garett's sidekick acted like a dumb cunt and I couldn't care less for her. The upgrade system had no purpose other than to have an upgrade system in it. Not reusing Garret's well-established voice actor was a bummer and the lack of any fantastical/steampunk elements that enriched previous games with some lore was disappointing but ultimately minor in comparison to what else the game did wrong.

So yeah, fuck this game, fuck the greedy AAA-industry behind it and play Dishonored/Prey instead.

Look how they massacred my boy

El juego parece entretenido con una interesante historia, pero es aburrido y cae mucho en la repetición, no creo que sea por el juego sino porque el concepto ya fue muy usado.

This game to the rest of the Thief series is like what DmC is to the Devil May Cry series, except arguably worse. Take that as you will.

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The game feels great to control, but there's so many baffling decisions in this one, from the YA-novel writing to making the entire screen flash white every time you enter light for even a nanosecond. Taking it as its own game separate from the earlier entries in the Thief series, it's not horrendous - if you told me this was the beta for a game due out in several months to a year I'd say that's fine, because nothing here is so bad that it necessitates burning everything down and starting again at the foundation. But there's so many little blemishes that it seriously affects the final product. 🤷

i haven't played the original thief games so i'm not in a nostalgia fueled rage over the game, i just think it's kinda mid

Finally a chance to use a half star

this game...... huh! this game. i give it 3.5 but i played it 3 times start to finish lmao