Reviews from

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Elite Beat Agent is the holy rhythm game, the only one God has ordained humans to play through natural law.

In all seriousness it’s a stellar rhythm game for a platform that had a surprising amount of them that’s really only bogged down by some lackluster songs and the fact that it inspired Osu.

It was cool to get an English version of Ouendan with its own selection of pop music. I'm not entirely sure the selection of songs is the greatest, but I do really like its version of Jumping Jack Flash as the final boss song.

My only big gripe is that while the song selections were great, I wish it were just the actual songs and not covers because all of them were inferior lol. But yeah this is a very fun rhythm Osu game. I kept coming back to it. Good stuff.

This game is fun, and well made for that matter. As someone who loves Rhythm games, this is definitely one of the better ones that I've played, mechanically that is. However, the surprisingly sparse amount of content, coupled with some pretty middling covers, makes this game feel pretty bare bones when compared to its contemporaries. You can find better games in this genre on the DS, let alone the PSP, PS2, Wii, and many others. This is still a good game, so if you love Rhythm games you will find something to like here.


The only problem with this game is that there was no sequel... it was very good!!!

They really bought the licenses of very well known song and completely reskinned the original japanese game to make it more american. And you know what? It's awesome and deserves to be more recognized. Stupid and funny alright.

Brisk, wholesome, cute, sporadically funny and about as deep as a puddle. A fun, if superficial, rhythm game that commits the cardinal sin of not having its own original music and instead relies on lesser cover versions of well known songs. Can't say I was thrilled about that.

É incrível a dedicação e seriedade que eles tem na hora de fazerem músicas mais sérias que retratam perdas apesar desse aqui dever um tanto na ost ainda entretem bem demais. Essa trilogia aqui é incrível e po, não ter um remaster sendo que hoje em dia tem o popular osu! é brincadeira né?

One of the progenitors of OSU, a very cute casual rhythm game where crazy things happen.

Одна из прародителей OSU, очень милая казуальная ритм игра, в которой происходят безумные вещи.

La jugabilidad es excelente y divertida, pero no me encanta la selección de canciones.

Pretty hard game, Couldnt unlock the bonus stages, but I am happy that I beat this game, nice one

Fun rhythm game. Introduced me to the two more superior Ouendan games.

Worth to play if you are a rhythm game fan.

Super Japanese style trying to be super American, insane style. Good music for those with taste for classics and 00s pop punk. Fun Osu gameplay

Fuck this game and the rolling stones, the touchscreen of my ds is now broken

Words can’t explain the pure bliss I felt watching men in black dancing to a crusty version of Canned Heat. The government should stop putting our tax money into bombing Gaza and instead put it towards making the Elite Beat Agents real.

This might be my favorite DS game

obra culmen de la cultura mundial

I love rhythm games, what can I say? This game has fantastic music and fun mechanics.

This game will make you glad you have a screen protector or wish you had one. I had the most intense fixation on this game in Middle School, I nearly beat all the levels except for the final song on the Hardest mode.
This game is why I had a fun flashback watching Top Gun 2 with my parents, remembering the stupid Let's Dance stage.
Anyways if you like rhythm games and 2000's pop songs, including Duke Nukem references, this one is for you.

Was obsessed with checking this game out after the Into the Aether podcast waxed poetic about the fun absurdity of this game. Extremely eccentric, with very early 2000s vibes.

The premise of secret agents helping people by bringing dance and music into their life already starts out absurd with helping a babysitter and her boyfriend take care of kids. Then they go help a captain and an oil tycoon find riches, help two supermodels survive on an abandoned island (by...seducing literal lions and bears?), and then takes a SHARP turn into helping a daughter and mother mourn the loss of their dad during Christmas.

And at the end aliens come and two ridiculously difficult levels later you dance your way to victory.

Gameplay-wise, it's a frenetic rhythm game and a Westernized version of an OSU! game (that I tried and was basically the same as well). Tapping and holding beats, with a wacky spinning mechanic that I felt bad destroying my touchscreen with.

I found that it actually got a bit easier after unlocking and switching to the "Sweatin'" hard mode, since the beats more closely follow the full lyrics instead of switching between lyrics and off-beats. Once I got used to the mechanics, would replay a level over and over just to try to not miss any notes.

Was able to get perfect combos for every song (besides one of the finale levels) on all difficulties. Was terrified when the Elite Beat Divas were unlocked, but turns out theirs is just a mirrored version of Sweatin. Wouldn't have kept returning to this and high-score chasing if I didn't enjoy it, and it really did hook me. Was able to accumulate enough points to get the highest rank (Lovin' Machine, excellent).

Overall, an intense obsession for this game for a good month. And also feel bad about my touchscreen, I whaled on it with those taps and swirls.

Really fun rhytm game which utilizes the touchscreen very well. Songs selection is very fun and i found myself singing along most of the time xD

(Spent 4 hours trying to 'perfect' ymca though....)


Just not really my thing, I'm sorry.

Really fun. Quite challenging at points, but it feels very rewarding once you finally learn the songs enough to pass the maps. A lot of the scenarios are genuinely super sweet and made me smile and/or laugh super hard (besides the one about turning the rich dude into an oil baron so he could further spoil his bitch wife, like wtf?). I love that the music selection is like a playlist of songs every 2000s American white kid has engrained in their DNA (saying this as one, I'm biased). Really fun ending section too. Music LIVES!

Kind of fucking sucks when you play the other two. It's obviously not something inis didn't really GAF abt it and everything feels very half baked. I really like some of the scenarios, the track list, and a lot of the characters still but man it's way harder to go back to this one. The other two Ouendan games are way more comedy driven than EBA's semi-frequen feel good or emotional moments which makes Ouendan like just better. And the bonus levels aren't really that good :/ But ofc the Carrington sisters are jus like me fr and Cap White is a #need