Reviews from

in the past


This is the only monster hunter I can respect, as it is obtusely attempting to be as insanely disfunctional as possible.
There is no bait about if this is or isn't a timesink, this is a timesink, this is going to suck the hours out of your life, and it states it's intent from the very beggining.
Also the cats can throw bombs at you and fuck you up whenever they please, and you can't desactivate it. It's the worst companion in the history of videogames and I love 'em.

This game will beat you up, dumpster you, disrespect you, yet it would bring out the best out of you.

And when you are on your best, the game decides, "nah", and then it beats you up, dumpsters you, disrespects you and even nails the coffin conveniently for you.

Jank and clunk made out and decided to have their first offspring with Monster Hunter in 2004. Monster Hunter Freedom Unite is Monster Hunter's grandson, teaching you the ways of a hunter.

Monster Hunter Freedom Unite teaches you that there is fun in inconvenience, and requires you to grasp even an inch of its system to enjoy it somewhat.

This game would not stand on modern-industry standards, and yet, here I am, glad that I've experienced and enjoyed such a monstrous force of nature of a video game.