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shitty toonami dub 12 episode anime with speedrun shooter with machine girl soundtrack and also its june 2022 and i have a month off for some reason and its hot but i have a mucho mango arizona tea. Thats 5 stars, also i got red medals gotta get those red medals

não lembro a historia mas a gameplay é zika

as someone who's main shticks have always been parkour and source engine-related movement mechanics and things, this game was something that i got to enjoy way too much and i will gladly come back to it once i find the time again

THIS GAME IS F@&ING SICK AS F@&!!
But seriously, this is sharp. I absolutely adore speedrunning and this is just fit for me. The OST by Machine Girl goes so hard, and makes the experience even better. Also the writing is peak.
PLAY THIS GAME FOR F***S SAKE!

Gameplay is fire but man oh man I did not touch a single thing outside the campaign, the writing is just so uninteresting to painful. I wish that you couldn't accidentally go to the next mission if you don't ace the level first try, ends up in an awkward situation where I have to quit out then go back and replay that mission one more time to ace it then quit out again to continue the storyline.


This is speedrunning perfection. At the time I write this, I am Top 500 in four of the 10 speedrunning modes the game provides, with two more soon to follow. I learned all of the nessecary skills simply through playing the game, no external help. The game gives you the tools to do better and be faster and lets the player run buck wild. Absolute masterclass in level/game design.

killer gameplay but literally unreadable dialogue

Very fun fast paced experience, didn’t think I would be that intrested to unlock all the missions and stories but it was fun!

Lo poco que jugue me gusto bastante pero me acabo cansando y lo deje

Jogão, a gameplay é mto legal e viciante, eu já repeti papo de 50 vezes uma fase só pra superar os recordes dos meus amigos. Os diálogos, eles são cringe e desprezíveis mais vezes do que deveria, a história principal é até que legal mas os diálogos extra, pule todos sem brincadeira.

This is such a video game-y video game and I loved it! Incredible level design and music. It's super fast-paced and infinitely replay able. Really enjoyed speed-running on the first couple of missions but didn't care once I got to the more complicated and harder levels. The worst part is easily the story and garbage writing. It was super cringe and just eventually always fast forwarded the dialogue, but still got the story. But overall though this is a high recommend from me!

yeah the dialogue is ass and you can pretty much skip it until midgame since this is where things get interesting, the gameplay is very fun and addictive though the soundtrack is completely out of this world, gotta be my favorite ost of all time fr

Not in the mood for this game atm but its pretty fun

I like cringe. I like shitty puns and awkward characters and corny dialogue. I believe we are all a little cringe inside. I hardly ever use the word cringe to describe something in a negative light. That's why (unlike apparently many others) I initially went unphased when first playing Neon White.

The edgelord dubstep music that plays when Neon Green is present at any moment is extremely funny to me, and in general, I was pretty enamoured with the story at first, then Violet and Red appeared. Even just ignoring the over-sexualization inherent to their character's physical designs (which we shouldn't ignore) everything about how the way they are written to be the male fantasy counterpart to the straight main character (who, on at least two occasions makes a "no homo" joke to Yellow) is extremely infuriating. I must admit though, nothing prepared me for the optional beach scene with White, Violet, and Red. I mean christ the moment I heard the word “beach” I was already groaning and praying it wouldn’t happen, praying the developers might bear even an ounce of empathy in their hearts to decide not to carry out this extremely uncomfortable misogynistic sequence home to creepy sex jokes and genuinely cringe inducing character interactions.


As for the actual gameplay…

It’s fine. It’s a little floaty, but whatever. The guns feel great and the movement is pretty smooth and satisfying to master. It’s a little bit too repetitive for my taste, and truthfully I’ve never been a huge fan of those “get good and try again” games where you have to perfectly master a level to pass, but Neon White is pretty short and tight enough for me to give it a pass on that front.

the player's collision and movement didn't feel right to me and the dialogue was not engaging

Even though this game’s story was mediocre and boring, and the dialouge was wattpad levels of cringe, the gameplay more than made up for it. Really that’s what you should play this game for.
I never thought a first person, run and gun, platforming shooter would play so smoothly and fast and fun but here we are. Neon White promotes speed running so well.
The leaderboards, for one, really made me competitive and constantly drove me to finish a level with a better time than before to beat my PS friends. As I rewatch clips of some of my best runs, I realize “Oh shit, I probably could have beaten the level fast had I done this” and then I go back to the lab.
I constantly felt the need to get better, and I’d like to think I did. I found my self skipping entire portions of levels completely on accident sometimes. Not just that, you’re able to reset levels with the simple press of a button rather than going to the menu and selecting an option, which added even more haste when it came to subsequent runs of levels All the abilities were consistent with the level design, and something that I noticed as I played more was that every time a gun was left unused it was always to access a shortcut.
The vibes this game gave were also great. The environments ranged from an area like the final world from kh3 to majestic ruins to a complete hellscape. The geometry of this game was super well done. and man don’t even get me started on the music. I know nothing of machine girl but she went CRAZY for this game’s soundtrack.
All in all, play this game solely for it’s fun and fast gameplay. I guess you can try and fw the story but it’s nothing too special.


El gameplay es brutal, muy divertido el sacar tiempos cada vez mas rapidos.
La historia da mucho cringe, me la salte completa la verdad

fun platforming with serviceable writing. lost me because of all of the tedium between levels

All aces, 100% completion.
Fires on all cylinders and excels in every category. The story concept is pretty cool and told by an excellent voice cast, the game would still be great if it were contextless but it helps to tie everything together nicely. Machine Girl made a perfect soundtrack that urges you to keep gunning for a faster time.

the dialogue is excruciating but you can largely skip it. gameplay is very fun, finding the fastest route to the finish is cool.

La historia me dio igual, el gameplay es hermoso. Su movimiento no puede ser más de mi gusto, me encantó cuando me di cuenta que existía la medalla roja

Extremely slick and responsive design, great variety in weapons and stage design. The music is incredibly good, the writing is fun, the character design and voice acting are cheesy but super appealing, and the story is surprisingly engaging and heartfelt. Awesome game.


Explosive parkour and one of the last enjoyable games to come out, both visually and gameplay-wise.

Взрывоопасный паркур и одна из последних приятных игр которые вышли, как визуально, так и геймплейно.

I won't lie i totally F >> the whole game

Great game play, awful story to sit through.