5 reviews liked by 1thekid


game freak when they have a pokemon game due at 11:59

Fuck being sad that Mario RPGs don't have "deep" stories anymore, I'm sad that Mario RPGs won't be this completely unhinged anymore. Between Mario almost punching a child, the late-game boss that ends with what is effectively a suicide joke, and like half the shit that Ted Woolsey added, I never knew how much I wanted a Mario game with this much unhinged energy.

no dude trust me its fun when you download the peepeepoopoo mod and like 30 others bro trust me its not the games fault its boring its your fault

I think this game made me want to be a skater but my parents said no. So now I'm just a fucking poser that dresses like he hasn't left the early 2000s.

Fuck Activision.

its fine.
sort of a sloppy attempt to merge 3d world with odysseys nonlinearity. but sorta adds nothing to the franchise beyond the jokey bowser gimmick.
the gameplay is nothing groundbreaking.

the bowser gimmick becomes a mess the longer it goes on.
sometimes you cant collect a new cat coin because the amount of options dwindles and bowser makes it impossible to finish a level.
and bowser wont fall asleep even if youre not moving.

after the post game bowser should turn back into a weak godzilla bowser until you collect 100 cat coins and then his hair turns white and you trigger the 2nd final boss fight.
but because he stays in his final boss form it gets the game stuck in a loop where you cant do anything because
you have no motivation to fight his long final boss again & sit through the end credits scenes.

after defeating bowser once you should get the yellow hair cat suit before collecting 100 cat coins; instead of getting it after when you have no reason to play anymore.

overall its fun enough.
and it got me to love bowser jr who i used to always hate so thats cool. he's just a punk lil twerp lol love him
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