I powered through Celeste at such a quick pace. I was utterly enthralled by this entire game, even if there are some really bad mechanics.

The only thing I hate more than motion controls are BAD motion controls.

I beat this game with the incredible power of cheating!

Mario Kart 8 is so good they could not release another for 10 years and be fine. Unfortunately they're going to wait longer.

Please recommend me more games with verticality.

Absolutely nothing in the story is coherent it's so funny.