Absolutely nothing in the story is coherent it's so funny.

Please recommend me more games with verticality.

Mario Kart 8 is so good they could not release another for 10 years and be fine. Unfortunately they're going to wait longer.

I beat this game with the incredible power of cheating!

The only thing I hate more than motion controls are BAD motion controls.

I powered through Celeste at such a quick pace. I was utterly enthralled by this entire game, even if there are some really bad mechanics.