Embarrassingly moralistic write-up but this game still fucking sucks so I don't really care

The things I wrote as a teenager do not define who I am.

The toymaker and her quarry.

Having finally rounded out the entire Supergiant catalogue, I can safely say that Pyre was a real flash in the pan moment and that nothing else they ever did came close to that level of interest and all that games flaws are intensely magnified in works with less interesting mechanical narratives.

This review sucks I should try to replay this game someday lol

My boyfriend killed himself when I was 17 and this is all I have to show for it

Still the only good Mega Man game I've played.

I know much has been said about the 2022-era Backloggd's intense fixation on prosaic self-important autobiographical pieces, but my wife likes this one, so it's probably alright.

The fact anyone likes these games is one of the most bizarre facets of human existence.

How did MGR actually result in something good?

I love Mint!!!

My friend made this game right when I first started working retail. Hit incredibly hard and is still excellent. Excited to see whatever Funbil does next.

Kind of the apotheosis of the rambling prosaic style I took on here that I'm now fairly embarrassed of. I don't really know why I made this. Game is sick, though.

This is what happens when you play games solely on the basis that someone else told you too. One of the more enjoyable recommendations I got out of that though, and a pretty funny relic.

What the fuck was I on about in this review

My wife came up with part of the idea for this game, so I'm proud it's here. Sloppy Eater for life...

I gave this game way too low a rating. Baroque work of Dead Worlds, Dead Gods and Dead Spaces. Haunting in its triteness. Perfectly empty and void.

Pretty complex feelings here, seeing as I am no longer with the man this review is about and my friendship with the individual who wrote this has fallen out in the past year or so.

One of the best releases of the past five years.