The shittiest games in this universe, timeline, world, etc etc etc. (I fucking hate these games with a passion 🤡) Half ⭐️

Videogames are gay.

Garfield Kart: Furious Racing
Garfield Kart: Furious Racing
Pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty dogshit
Grand Theft Auto Online: The Diamond Casino & Resort
Grand Theft Auto Online: The Diamond Casino & Resort
Outright garbage and the killer of fun and joy
Booty Calls
Booty Calls
I couldn't even jack off just by looking at the amount of $$$$ needed to slide just to get a tit shot.

I'll go to hentai haven instead thank you very much!
Grand Theft Auto V: Premium Edition & Great White Shark Card Bundle
Grand Theft Auto V: Premium Edition & Great White Shark Card Bundle
Why would you spend your parents credit card money on this? Just fucking buy vbucks you squeaker loser
Grand Theft Auto V: Premium Edition & Megalodon Shark Card Bundle
Grand Theft Auto V: Premium Edition & Megalodon Shark Card Bundle
You are a literal retard if you bought this
Sonic Forces: Episode Shadow
Sonic Forces: Episode Shadow
Infinite: yowu desTroyued me Squed, I'm angy Neow!!!!!!!!!


Shadow: Get good kid.



That's infinite's backstory.

The rest is Jamaican.
Destiny 2
Destiny 2
It never got good. Yes, the story isn't impressive I said it. Start playing actual good games rather than this pile of horse raddish.
Dragon Quest Heroes I & II
Dragon Quest Heroes I & II
Who asked again?
Destiny: Rise of Iron
Destiny: Rise of Iron
More destiny dlc woooooooooo
Dragon Quest Builders
Dragon Quest Builders
At first i was sold on the builder thing since I do like tower defense games.

This wasn't that.


I liked minecrafting it up on an rpg world that all you do is just build house blocks. Then after that you do it again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again.

Yeah this game has nothing else but that. There's no variety, no tangible combat, no rpg elements (which is fine but the moment you restrict the player to do the same thing and not let them build what you want, you have a very very angry player here), and more utter nonsense.
Dragon Quest of the Stars
Dragon Quest of the Stars
Yup dragon quest sucks ass
Trove
Trove
Trove these nuts
Sad Satan
Sad Satan
You know why
Destiny: The Dark Below
Destiny: The Dark Below
Another piece of shit dlc woooooooooooooo
NBA 2K15
NBA 2K15
Games
Madden NFL 15
Madden NFL 15
Same
Goat Simulator
Goat Simulator
You do nothing, the game
Fossil Fighters: Frontier
Fossil Fighters: Frontier
You eat glue if you played this, oh wait......
Forza Motorsport 5
Forza Motorsport 5
Vrooomm rooooommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Yeah this game sucks donkey sweaty cooties looking balls
My Talking Tom
My Talking Tom
I don't wanna talk to you Tom
Zumba Fitness World Party
Zumba Fitness World Party
UHHHHHGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG TFNSOSBDOSBDDOSBSJSBSBDBDJDKSBFOSNDB
Skylanders: Swap Force
Skylanders: Swap Force
The swap shit is neat on paper but fuck it sucks in execution cuz one its only some, two, they suck ass in gameplay, three, they cost too much fucking money that I think this was probably some pyramid scheme at Jim Bob's basement. As you can assume the rest although sucks ass and I very much don't want this anywhere near me ever in my whole entire life
FIFA 14
FIFA 14
These
Flappy Bird
Flappy Bird
The story about the dude that killed a family member was more interesting than this putrid sesspool of a waste of a game.
Skylanders: Giants
Skylanders: Giants
I genuinely don't remember a single thing from this game only to look up YouTube videos remember for 1 minute and then automatically forget again, THIS IS HOW MUCH I DONT GIVE A SHIT


The giants function doesn't work as well as you think as you have to collect multiple artifacts, "bond" with your shit party members, and hear the repetitive garbage music over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, apfbeodbwdof dosbdkdjdosjsosj


WAKE ME UP FROM THIS FUCKING NIGHTMARE PLEASE I DONT WANT TO GO TO MY COUSIN'S HOUSE TO PLAY THIS PLEASE, GETTING COCK AND BALL TORTURE SOUNDS MORE PLEASANT THAN THIS TORTURE DEVICE PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Clash of Clans
Clash of Clans
I remember hearing raves about this game back in 2016-17.



Yeah that's it. End of back story.
Subway Surfers
Subway Surfers
Subway niggas
Candy Crush Saga
Candy Crush Saga
Only Facebook moms play this
Zumba Fitness 2
Zumba Fitness 2
Trilogy of shit
Happy Feet Two
Happy Feet Two
Boring piece of shit
Ben 10: Galactic Racing
Ben 10: Galactic Racing
I think I gotta call quits to my ben 10 fanboy.....
Skylanders: Spyro's Adventure
Skylanders: Spyro's Adventure
Spyro's dick measuring contest the adventure
Kung Fu Panda 2
Kung Fu Panda 2
I like when poo bugged out
Rabbids Travel in Time 3D
Rabbids Travel in Time 3D
3D sucks utter garbage
Zumba Fitness
Zumba Fitness
This game is the worst thing I've ever come into contact with. If you've seen the above options you might be shocked to learn that, but I'll let you know, this game is LITERALLY UN-FUCKING PLAYABLE
Cabela's Dangerous Hunts 2011
Cabela's Dangerous Hunts 2011
Can anyone tell me how do I get this game to stop bugging out on me and making me shot myself?
Kinect Sports
Kinect Sports
Please get off your couch and actually hit the gym or treadmill fatass
Def Jam Rapstar
Def Jam Rapstar
Don't even bother getting the fucking controller for this game, the songs and mechanics are fucking awful
FIFA Soccer 11
FIFA Soccer 11
The
Fruit Ninja
Fruit Ninja
Fruit niggas
Rance 02: The Rebellious Maidens
Rance 02: The Rebellious Maidens
Good job rance you did it, you beat rance 1 and the better game but you are still a massive ass piece of shit!
Rabbids Go Home
Rabbids Go Home
Unfunny piece of shit
Forza Motorsport 3
Forza Motorsport 3
Vroom vrooommmmmmmmmmmm



It still sucks cock
Madden NFL 10
Madden NFL 10
Play
Dragon Quest Wars
Dragon Quest Wars
Why was this even made?
Terminator Salvation
Terminator Salvation
GARBAGE ASS LOOKING ASS
Yosuga no Sora
Yosuga no Sora
END MY FUCKING SUFFERING PLEASE!!!!!!!!


HARUKA YOU PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT, THE VERY FACT THAT YOUR DUMBASS IS STILL CONFUSED WHY YOU GET SHIT, FUCKING MAKES ME VISIBLY MAD.

YOU MAKE ME WANT TO VOTE FOR THE PURGE ELECTIONS TO AUTHORIZE THE PURGE SO I CAN KILL YOUR DUMBASS.


ok let me calm down..... I think I let my inner voice talk too much there. So let me calm down.



DID YOU THINK HAVING SEX WITH DIFFERENT GIRLS, TOYING WITH THEIR FEELINGS, THEN TELLING THEM, "OH SORRY, I DONT NEED YOU BITCHES ANYMORE BECAUSE IVE GOT MY UNDERAGE SISTER TO PROVIDE THE BUNS BACK AT HOME"


DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND WHAT THE FUCK IS THE PROBLEM?


THIS MAKES ME THINK TWILIGHT WAS WRITTEN BY A PROFESSIONAL.

WORST OF ALL THESE GIRLS JUST FALL UNDER YOUR LAP SIMPLY BECAUSE YOU ARE "HANDSOME".

MOTHERFUCKER, HANDSOME WHERE?

BY THOSE STANDARDS YOUD ONLY HAVE TO LOOK ACROSS THE ROON AND FIND SOMEONE LITERALLY SIMILAR TO HIM?

WHY DIDNT THEY FALL IN LOVE WITH THE BOY RYOUHEI!?

HE LITERALLY HAD MORE CHARACTER, BUT TOO FUCKING BAD HE SHIPS HARUKA WITH EVERY BITCH THAT GET WET AT HIS SIGHT ON COMMAND.

IT WOULD BE FINE IF HIS CHARACTER WAS MADE WITH THE POINT OF HIM REGRETING IT LATER OR MAYBE SOMEONE TELLING HIM OFF FOR HIS ACTIONS.

FUCKING SOMETHING! ANYTHING!

No this guy tries to commit the die and fails like the retard he is and then moves with his incestual sister, hurray!

Happily ever fucking after...
Rayman Raving Rabbids: TV Party
Rayman Raving Rabbids: TV Party
Utterly boring piece of shit
Tom Clancy's EndWar
Tom Clancy's EndWar
It's another Tom Clancy game, but with other pewpews
Army Men: Soldiers of Misfortune
Army Men: Soldiers of Misfortune
No
NBA 2K9
NBA 2K9
These
Sonic Chronicles: The Dark Brotherhood
Sonic Chronicles: The Dark Brotherhood
PEAK SONIC GAMEEEEE
Homie Rollerz
Homie Rollerz
Fucking trash looking garbage
Rayman Raving Rabbids 2
Rayman Raving Rabbids 2
Annoying piece of shit
NBA 2K8
NBA 2K8
Only
Madden NFL 08
Madden NFL 08
Fucking
Shrek the Third
Shrek the Third
Can't believe it, it's worst than the movie! Hurray!!!!
Rayman Raving Rabbids
Rayman Raving Rabbids
Rayman can't save this game and he's also mid to shit
Bionicle Heroes
Bionicle Heroes
Bootleg Lego looking ass
FIFA Soccer 07
FIFA Soccer 07
Fucking
NBA 2K7
NBA 2K7
Of
LEGO Star Wars II: The Original Trilogy
LEGO Star Wars II: The Original Trilogy
It's nor funny nor enjoyable to play, also star wars sucks as a franchise
Madden NFL 07
Madden NFL 07
And
Dragon Quest II: Luminaries of the Legendary Line
Dragon Quest II: Luminaries of the Legendary Line
No
NBA 06
NBA 06
Pieces
Madden NFL 06
Madden NFL 06
Normies
LEGO Star Wars: The Video Game
LEGO Star Wars: The Video Game
Normie shit game
Bionicle: Maze of Shadows
Bionicle: Maze of Shadows
Can this series just fucking die?
FIFA Soccer 2005
FIFA Soccer 2005
Are
Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six 3
Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six 3
Rainbow sex seige, Tom Clancy has a turn on for guns
Bionicle: The Game
Bionicle: The Game
Do you like buggy as shit mechanics while you computer freezes and then shuts off because it can't run this game?


Yeah me too!!!!!!!

HURRAYYYYYYYYY
Spec Ops: Airborne Commando
Spec Ops: Airborne Commando
Spec cocks, Tom Clancy brings guns again because it's not like he's ever done that before
NBA 2K3
NBA 2K3
Shit
Joust
Joust
Who asked?
Virtua Fighter 2
Virtua Fighter 2
When fighting with my cousin I remember our characters fusing, like that dragon ball moment.


It looked like my character was wanking the other one
Dragon Quest VI: Maboroshi no Daichi
Dragon Quest VI: Maboroshi no Daichi
Ew
Phantasy Star Gaiden
Phantasy Star Gaiden
This game was boring and nothing aged well, hope whoever plays this doesn't die of boredom
Phantasy Star Adventure
Phantasy Star Adventure
Phantasy COCK the adventure to correctly spell out Fantasy.
Rance III: Leazas Kanraku
Rance III: Leazas Kanraku
Rance


As much as I like you in the future and how much patience I've had with you over the years you still pissed me off with this version of you. I almost can't believe how different remake and original version of you, are different.

Why do you do what you do? Why do you rape and squeeze nipples of monsters and maidens. I mean I know why, it's you. Although you most time do this with the aspect of getting information and pleasure.

WHERE WAS THE STRATEGIST IN YOU?

DID YOU THINK IT THROUGH WHEN INVADING THE DARK LORD?

WHY BOTHER HELPING MAIDENS AND KILLING RANDO DUDE IN THE PUB IF YOU WERENT GOING TO USE THAT TO ANY ADVANTAGE?!?!


ARE YOU A PSYCHOPATH, WELL YOU CANT BE, BECAUSE RANCE 6 HUMANIZES AND BRINGS BACK WHAT WAS ESTABLISHED IN RANCE 1 AND 2.

WHY ARE YOU ARE DIFFERENT CHARACTER THAN WHAT YOU WERE BEFORE?!?!?!


EVERY DECISION YOU MAKE, HAS NO SENSE FROM A CHARACTER AND REALISTIC STANDPOINT.

FUCK, EVEN IF YOU LOOK AT IT FROM THE SUBJECTIVE, YOU ARENT EVEN FULLY DOING THIS FROM A PLEASURE STAND POINT BECAUSE YOUR IDEALS CHANGE AS QUICK AS LIGHT SPEED.

WHY ARE YOU THE WAY YOU ARE?


ALSO, WHY DO YOU SUCK DICK IN THIS GAME?

ISNT PART OF THE REASON WHY YOU HAVE SEX AND SLAY BECAUSE YOU GET AN IDEA ON HOW TO POWER UP OR GET BETTER TO COME ON TOP WITHIN STRATEGICAL BATTLES.


WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS?


fuck you


Sincerely,

A dumbass that played this game and continued the franchise
Rance II: Rebellious Maidens
Rance II: Rebellious Maidens
Shit and so is the remake
Rance: Hikari Quest
Rance: Hikari Quest
Never again... never again......

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6 months ago

i think someone hates exercise

6 months ago

Possibly


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