May, 2024

Finished

winter is here

Made some pretty big moves, got married, reached Spring, crops blossomed, life is good

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winter is here

Made some pretty big moves, got married, reached Spring, crops blossomed, life is good

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Aw, Ellen's story mission where she lets her bird P-Chan go free is very cute, I decided I'm gonna marry her instead after that cute scene. Push she makes cakes so she's a catch
Also rescued Maria the pastor's daughter from three local carpenters who had captured her because...
embarassingly, i kept forgetting to save her, took me like three or four days
also got my first cow and named her Caw♥
hurricane season, hatchin' my second chicken today!
Up to two chickens and 2 chicks, gonna save up for a extension to my home before I buy a cow
bro these other girls are so hard to flirt with while I'm also trying to earn money
just like in real life

Summer is over and gone. Over and gone, over and gone.

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havin' a blast, I've decided I'm gonna marry Ann the red-headed tomboy because if these five women existed in real life and we identical save for the three traits they're characters have, I'd be most attracted to Ann. I wanna complete the romance plotline and have kids because I think it's funny to point to a cute kid's SNES game and say "My character canonically fucked."
Oh, and future wife, Ann? you better knoooow I'm still gonna flirt with that jezebel from the bar.
Finally got my first crops (turnip) just in time for the summer. And it was a genuinely exciting rush to have a buncha money when I woke up, this game is good.
I have trouble figuring out where the seeds are when your crops proliferate and I wanted to use the Switch's built in screencap tech to take a picture, but it feels like cheating. Not because I'm taking a picture, but because you I'm using the screencap function on a SNES game from 1996. I decided that if I find like a digital camera or something I would've had access to as a kid that would've been fair. I might jus try to do it on a piece of paper. This feels like morally correct cheating. I'm Chaotic Good.

Spent a lotta time saying "Hum" to Ann and now she's in love with me. SHe asked me to find her weather-cock (if you know what I mean)

08

Throughly in the groove, this game has flaws but I really like it
I spent a lotta time binging on booze from this absolute harlot from the bar, but then realized she's more impressed when I don't chug back a whisky in 1.5 seconds. Your loss, doll.
Kinda disappointing at Eve's optional loyalty mission to save her father and how easy it was. It's not like it would be better if it took more than one day, but it would be better if it took more than one press of the Y button. Especially cuzz it'd be fun to further explore the relationship between my strumpet gf and her Davy-Crocket-Meets-Unibomber Father.

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the day before the spring festival, im so nervous, i hope i can find a girl to dance with

06

Finally got enough grass to buy a chicken, making slow but steady progress on finding me a wife
and similar events are happening in this game

April, 2024

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thanks to GameFAQs and user The_Admiral i know feel like i know how to play this game
I should have named the human "Harv" and the dog "Moon" but ah well

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Started

This is a game about a quaint and humble lifestyle that is now old enough that the game itself is quaint and humble.
I named my guy Moon and named my dog Harv.
I find it very interesting how religious the townfolks are.
Excited to play more soon!

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killed Sean Bean with a broadsword

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this game is pretty good but everything in it is something that makes you go "yeah, i really liked that when I saw that in that other game too"
"oh yeah, i thought that was funny in castle crashers too"
"oh yeah, i thought that was a cool mechanic in binding of isaac too"
"oh yeah, i also like the monster designs in Dont Starve"
it feels mean to say there's no creativity in this game cuz there is, but it would be easy to throw the allegation of no creativity at it. It's hard to make something stand out in the world of pc rougelikes and this is another victim of that

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Punched a skeleton so hard it died instantly i and reached level 17

less importantly, i beat the game

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