I got my dogs we stay patrollin

I rock with Rubble and we stay rollin

Chopper send him to the Skye if he wanna yap

Cuz chasing the bag is more important

The perfect game for when I need to teach my friend with OCD a lesson

If there's one thing this game taught me, it's that women are SPIDERS AND THEY'RE TRYING TO EAT YOU AND THEY ARE DANGEROUS DON'T TRUST THEM ALL WOMEN ARE BAD

10 years in the joint made you a fucking pussy, Luigi

The grittiest, darkest, most dystopian setting you could imagine, complimented by the twinkiest characters I’ve ever seen in a video game

The King Darius boss uses a Hollow Purple, Sargon pulls out One for All, this game was made by fucking WEEBS

I collect presents with my Mini's!

I fight Donkey Kong with my Mini's!

"Teach me to be a yo-yo man!"

But the Yo-Yo Man did not answer, he just kept on yo'ing

"You should kill yourself" is a weak threat

"I hope your favorite anime is turned into an arena fighter" is real. It's palpable. It's scary.

Your favorite YTP-tuber from 2011 has just cummed themselves

Day by day I become more concerned about the working conditions of GameMill's employees