BlossomDance
5 reviews liked by BlossomDance
I don't have Future Connected so go fuck off.
Everyone has Future Connected dipshit, it came free with your fucking Xenoblade Chronicles Definitive Edition.
I didn't get it, I have the oldest Xenoblade Chronicles Definitive Edition known to man.
No you don't, I bought mine on day one.
Well, mine didn't have it.
YOU HAVE FUTURE CONNECTED YOU FUCKING DICK.
(played this 1.5 years after beating XCDE and I learned it existed 10 hours into XC2. It's pretty good.)
Everyone has Future Connected dipshit, it came free with your fucking Xenoblade Chronicles Definitive Edition.
I didn't get it, I have the oldest Xenoblade Chronicles Definitive Edition known to man.
No you don't, I bought mine on day one.
Well, mine didn't have it.
YOU HAVE FUTURE CONNECTED YOU FUCKING DICK.
(played this 1.5 years after beating XCDE and I learned it existed 10 hours into XC2. It's pretty good.)
Wandersong
2018
Some of the best use of sound and color I've ever seen in a game. Turns some gaming tropes on their heads to create a really unique, funny, and endearing experience.
Cave Story+
2011
This review contains spoilers
A bite-sized metroidvania with charming characters and a compelling story. Loved the music and artwork as well. Accidentally got stuck with the Mimiga mask instead of the jetpack for the last dungeon and final bosses but that one's on me.
Dicey Dungeons
2019
This game is brilliant but so fucking difficult. The strategies are really deep and each character is unique and fun to play. Makes you aware of your stupid feeble brain 90% of the time but the 10% where you get to feel smart rips so hard.
Actually one of the best games ever made. Amazing narrative and a beautiful conclusion to the series.
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