I don't really fw with Pokémon battles normally so this is clearly not made for me
looks really well done, you guys have fun

Bueno puesss inazuma eleven go, no?
Creo que este juego está infravalorado en muchos aspectos. Es cierto que hay cosas en las que tiene fallos gordos que me parecen inexcusables (Tener que fichar a 4 jugadores o más para poder fichar al que quieres, los cuales necesitan objetos con ratios de droppeo BAJÍSIMOS), tiene muchos momentos muy poco memorables, y además JP es un c@&#%n y un p$@&#o (affectively)
Peeeero tiene cositas buenas. El subtrama de tezcat está chulo, y el villano (por fin) va más allá de estar mal de la cabeza y te da un motivo con el que puedes empatizar por mucho que no este bien lo que hace
La música de estos juegos es otro punto muy a favor, tanto la del propio gameplay como la de los openings. Los openings de todos los GO son arte en todos sus aspectos y eligas la versión que eligas te llevas un temazo (Otra cosa es que la del luz y el llamarada me parezcan objetivamente las mejores, pero eso va aparte)
En general? Muy bien Inazuma eleven go, adaptaste una saga al verdadero 3d de una forma muy elegante y tan solo un año después del 3. Hiciste tu trabajo y además estás gracioso. Good job!!!!

P.D: me fui al santuario con el equipo al 44 y gane al oscuridad ancestral a la primera. lmao
Segunda P.D: Al zero no fue a la primera pero sí como a la sexta después de entrenar un poco, al final con solo 14 niveles de diferencia :D GGss

cute in concept, ultimately flawed

2009

The only thing this thing made go Up were my colesterol levels





I remember once as a little, little child, back when I first got my ds, Up for the ds was one of the many games I got on my og R4. "Up, like the movie? Oooh does that mean that I get to play as the dog?"
Turns out you don't. You get a whole ass waterfall stage that can only be surpassed by the chubby kid while the old man hits the nae nae I GUESS
You know something? I got stuck here for WEEKS back then. And I had mario 64 ds as an option. Yeah, turns out I didn't really come back to this shitty ass game in 15 years. Didn't even complete that first level, until recently. HOLY SHIT, NOT EVEN THE MUSIC IS SALVAGEABLE LOL. The only reason I even installed it again was to finally finish that first level.Young me would be both proud and nauseated for even daring to go that far into it. But I did!

Legítimamente, el mejor Inazuma de DS. El sistema de fichajes es algo más coñazo que en el 2, y esta bastante poco integrado en la historia, así que realmente te incitan a usar los personajes principales y ya.
Pero dios, es que el gameplay es muy divertido, y está muy pulido en comparación a los anteriores.
Por cierto, mucho hablar de que johto tenía a kanto al acabar el juego y que era increíble, pero no he oído a nadie jamás decir que inazuma eleven 3 tiene TODA la totalidad del mapa de las dos entregas anteriores. Eso sí que mola, colega
Ahora me quedan los rangos S en las cadenas, que tengo que matar el mes que me queda de clases de alguna forma y este es el último juego que quería jugar en el Drastic lol

Vale, es objetivamente menos completo que el 2013
No quita que fue mi primer Inazuma, que tengo muchos recuerdos con él y que sigue siendo un juegazo
+1 por el doblaje, que es de los juegos de ds pero mola mazo

Golpe justiciero desde medio campo + Espada de Odín + Descenso estelar, sin defensas de por medio = Guaranteed OHKO (lo siento mucho)

Ok sooo, ace attorney!! been meaning to play this one for a while and finally got around to it
At first I will say that I, dare I say, liked this game quite a lot actually. But that was partly because I thought it was a different kind of game. let me explain myself.
The courtroom felt like a really novel concept. You had this series of proofs, you have to pierce the story yourself and use the right pieces of evidence to get through the case. Great! I even thought for a sec there my choices mattered!
Turns out I was just lucky enough to pick up the right evidences for my first 10 times or so
What did this meant? Well, for starters, I didn't even know I had 5 chances of failing, so it was actually really really tense, and exciting. I was EXCITED, I felt so smart and clever...!!! I was getting through it, it was difficult but with my observation skills I was winging it! It was, so fun!
And then it came. My first mistake.
"Oh, I can actually fail. 5 times, even. Wait, does that mean that this trial isn't developing itself organically based on my choices? (A silly hope to have, in retrospective)"
Turns out that was exactly it. The bs started shortly afterwards, sadly. There were lots of moments where I wanted to present something that was clearly related to the suspect, but the game just didn't let me. It was either cause I wasn't selecting the exact part of the testimony they wanted me to, or because it was too soon. Also, as stated before, you can lose the trial if you fuck up 5 times, so failing is heavily punished. Realizing key details of the case before the characters do only serves to throws you off, because proofs just won't work if not at the right place and time. If you don't save scum, you will also start from the beginning of the trial. I will now mention that I played this on an actual ds, so no fast forward for me, which sucks especially here because you cannot make text go faster if it's your first time reading it :/
I get why it's like that, but I'm a fast reader so it got a little bit cumbersome at times, especially after some unfortunate crashes by my R4

Because of all of these things, I actually took 4 months to finish the last trial. That's right. I completed the rest of the game in just two months, but that one was the one that broke me.
I also needed to use a guide at points for, again, knowing which exact phrase they wanted me to object, which made me felt miserably stupid for something that was out of my control. Hell, even without help, trying all evidences out of desperation made me feel unclever. It was mean :(
I get why people love this game. The music is very soothing, the "gotcha!" moments feel like an explosion of passion and I love more than half of the cast of characters and how well they are represented

But the gameplay makes me feel kinda sad, because I thought it was something way cooler than it actually is, and now that I know how the peak courtroom experience feels it's just kind of depressing ngl

Anyways, if someone read allat, thanks a lot! Wish ye a good one, reader :D/

Wooooow, sooooo retro. I bet you feel SOOOO fucking retro. You think you are so cute and retro, don't you you fucking smugass rat. Bitchface
Get the fuck out

Sure dude, why wouldn't you play the chuck e cheese 12 year old Dsi game that you've never played before on a Tuesday night instead of getting some actual rest
It's not like anything's sacred anymore, go commit a felony, rob a horse or something I don't fucking care anymore man

Fucking Chuck e Cheese Arcade room, dude. Fuck off.
That's a new low.
Fuck

beep boo beep bo-bo-beep
Be-be-beeep!

Ok so this is basically a guitar for the dsi, what did you expect honestly
In other news, Jesus Christ I need to pick up a Flanger pedal for my bass that shit has NO right going as hard as it does

Wait this is actually so much fun