(Third Playthrough)
...April 30th?

Calling this work of art my favorite video game ever made doesn't do it justice. A lot of people say video games change their lives, but this game actually changed my life. This game isn't just my favorite video game ever, It's my favorite piece of art ever, It's my favorite piece of storytelling ever. It's been about 2 years since I played it for the first time and cemented it as my favorite. This game will always be the most personal piece of art ever created for me and I will continue to cherish this fantastic work of fiction for the rest of my life.

anyway im gonna go play as raiden in fortnite now

The last time I was in town for a night out I saw a young man, drunk, being removed from a strip club. he made threatening gestures towards the bouncer before falling backwards through a bush into a concrete pot. We all laughed.

There was another night, I saw a woman hunched down to wee against a shop shutter before she lost her balance and fell onto her own waste, piss all over her skirt.

I saw a man in London having a wank on a moped. I was eating hash browns I had gotten from a mcdonald's near King's Cross. I just left him to it.

In Glasgow i saw two girls one night having a kiss. It was quite sweet. Its sad knowing that, that simple gesture of love shared between two people in certain places of the world could be dangerous to express publically, so I just thought it was nice. As I passed them I noticed they werent kissing but were infact digging their nails into each other faces, clawing at each other as if they were zombies, drunk out of their mind.

I was in a CEX and saw a junkie buying Spawn on DVD. I didn't say anything then, either.

A prostutite offered me her services one night as I was going home. I wasn't sure at what point of talking to a prostitute you could get arrested so I just hurried on nervously.

She told me she was cold.

My factory sealed copy of Ghost Trick had a pube inside the box.

The young man who fell over the bush. He uh... he died. He fell back and landed on his head, a bad hit in the wrong place, simple as that. Dead. His last moments on this earth were spent being dragged out of a stripclub and giving abuse and being laughed at. We were still laughing as he lay there before we realized.

Yakuza was released in 2006 for the Playstation 2 and received generally positive reviews