If your game doesn't have two play-doh looking characters standing ready to throw down, staring RIGHT into the camera while they wait for your button input I DON'T WANT YOUR GAME.
It's glitchy, it's aged, BUT I LOVE HER OKAY?! I have a lot to say about it. Also, I don't think it's Eric Koplot, it's Eric Koplpot?? But whatever no one cares but me.