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I saw Tomonobu Itagaki at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, "あなたが今しているように?"

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

Rust

2018

This fat resources are sexy and the gameplay is not kosher. However, this erotic children's plaything sexually motivated hate-crime against pedophiles wasn't my cup of milk. Thankfully the lifeless corpses of nakeds erection breaking christ almighty denounces toilets licking deliciously tastefully. Milkman graphics are alright I guess, netplay on the other hand is horrendously castrated stupendously. Umm okay, does Nintendo really live like sloppy toppy? Racist.

For the most part, this game is great, but is easily carried by basically everything about it's characters. The dialogue, performances and animation are all pretty insane from an indie developer in 2005, and it's just a joy to see them move and talk.
However, I think the gameplay isn't exactly a strong suit here, with the entire game taking a nosedive in quality around the second half. I've seen countless discussions about this game over the years and never saw anyone mention the Theater, Matador or Napoleon levels, and I think I have a good idea why. It definitely feels like this was an adventure game first and a platformer second.
Raz is definitely a really cool protagonist though, and I can't wait to get to his next adventure, and see if Double Fine managed to improve on their gameplay chops in the 16 years it's been

I should note, I did play the modern Steam version so I basically had no issue with the Meat Circus like a lot of other people might have

i'd let Van Zieks be racist to me

What can I say about this classic that hasn't already been said? Truly a great game that outshines the Tekken franchise in every conceivable way.

The original is one of the best ps1 games and this is a pretty good remaster. Every side quest gave me a dumbass smile on my face and the whole game is oozing with soul.

This was like the not-so-greatest hits pachislot version of RE3.

This game is too good for a $15 indie platformer. Gameplay is basic yet perfected and the amount of content is staggering. The OG soundtrack is also a real heavy-hitter, providing basically no skips on a listen-through. Other indie games wish they were this cool

Been a while since I played it but I remember this game being really sick

It would be a 4 but they put in Banjo. Like, this is the first game since Nuts and Bolts where you can play as Banjo-Kazooie. That's so insane

My friend and I made a rocket that looked like Jesus Christ on the crucifix and while hovering over the volcano in Nutty Acres it ran out of fuel and fell inside the volcano.

My experience with this game was amazing. Was driven to tears, in fact. The constant tutorials is the only flaw and I don't understand why it was so constant compared to previous Team Ico games but that didn't affect my enjoyment.