(6-year-old's review, typed by her dad)

I met a goat guy 3 times. He had a long beard and I just felt weird.

[Dad's note: She had her tonsils out the same day TotK came out, so she was in a semi-delirious state when she insisted on reviewing the game. I was very impressed that she still managed to get through a couple shrines on her own!]

My god these games are fucking masterpieces.

I don’t know if it’s an ironic statement of their own game development skill or they legitimately think they are making serious products but either way the Euphoric Brothers are pumping out some of the most entertaining games on a MONTHLY basis that are providing some of most hilarious reactions ever. I couldn’t care less if these games are actually GOOD or not because the joy I feel playing them each time a new one drops is a kind of happiness I haven’t felt since Minecraft Story Mode. These games are just spiraling into sheer insanity and it’s dragging the indie horror community with it into the depths. The internet may make you think it’s for the worse but I disagree… it’s for the better. The hatred towards these games have given it the very audience it wouldn’t have gotten otherwise and we just can’t stay away. I personally would be content if these games just keep getting made forever and ever because they’ve perfected the formula. It’s the perfect foil to Poppy Playtime. These games are masterpieces in my eyes and can’t wait for the next one and the next one and the next one.