I thought to myself ‘oh, it’ll just be like on the DS but with better production values and actual voice lines for the special moves!’ But it plays rather messily and there’s really nothing to incentivise returning to it, no story, no sense of challenge, nothing to really work towards. Especially since, well, the gameplay is remarkably clunky. I thought ‘fifa but anime’ would be how this feels, but nope, I’d probably even prefer the fifa controls over this. Quite a letdown.

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