Crackimor
It's hard not to feel bad for Kiddy Kong, he was another victim of the child actor cycle; showing so much promise at a young age until the studios stopped hiring him the moment he wasn't cute and marketable anymore.
One minute you're on top of the world, next minute you're washed-up because studios are unfamiliar with the process of aging. With the hand he was delt, it's not surprising he eventually resorted to drugs in order to capture that same high his early career gave him.
In memory of Kiddy Kong (13th March 1992 - 2nd November 2016)
- Beloved 90s icon turned heroine addict. Another sad case of the entertainment industry's cruelty.
One minute you're on top of the world, next minute you're washed-up because studios are unfamiliar with the process of aging. With the hand he was delt, it's not surprising he eventually resorted to drugs in order to capture that same high his early career gave him.
In memory of Kiddy Kong (13th March 1992 - 2nd November 2016)
- Beloved 90s icon turned heroine addict. Another sad case of the entertainment industry's cruelty.
2016
Yet another entry in the "dumbass joke game with a goofy ass physics engine that was designed to be reacted to by YouTubers".
The only difference for this one is that it doesn't suck complete balls, because co-op games are fun automatically; game design becomes secondary to the overall experience when you got people to bounce off and unlike Left 4 Dead and Payday, this game realises that and doubles down on it.
The only difference for this one is that it doesn't suck complete balls, because co-op games are fun automatically; game design becomes secondary to the overall experience when you got people to bounce off and unlike Left 4 Dead and Payday, this game realises that and doubles down on it.
It's golf. You hit the ball. How you hit the ball doesn't matter, as long as it goes in the hole in as few hits as possible.
Kinda crazy how Ratchet and Rivet managed to share the exact same loadout at the precise levels, with the same number of bolts and identical traversal upgrades at the EXACT same time throughout the adventure; like where did Rivet get her rocket boots?
This must be that ludonarrative dissonance thing nerds talk about... not that I'd know anything about that.
This must be that ludonarrative dissonance thing nerds talk about... not that I'd know anything about that.
"Ah schweet, cosmic horrors beyond our mortal comprehension"
- Sam & Max (probably)
- Sam & Max (probably)
One of the puzzles requires you to go back in time and turn Max straight. I will not tolerate this Gay Erasure!
Why doesn't the mouse sound like a 46 year old man like in the movie?
2001
Fetish game
WHAT THE FUCK OH MY GOD JESUS CHRIST HOW EVEN UGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH
Now I know I'm speaking from the perspective of someone who got into this series a year ago, and didn't have to wait for this after 4's release... but that 11 years was totally worth it man, oh my god.
This is a fucking video game right here
Now I know I'm speaking from the perspective of someone who got into this series a year ago, and didn't have to wait for this after 4's release... but that 11 years was totally worth it man, oh my god.
This is a fucking video game right here
2016
Agar.io, but instead of the balls it's the other part
2015
Some kind of political commentary about the divide between the upper and lower class? How the upper class leaches off the lower class, and the only way for the lower class to survive is to stoop to their level and leach off those even smaller than them...
Or it could just be about balls getting vored by bigger balls.
Tomayto, Tomahto.
Or it could just be about balls getting vored by bigger balls.
Tomayto, Tomahto.
2016
A competent Pokémon clone, based on a show that was made by a sex-offender
2013
Somehow better than the 3DS game they made about this dumbass movie, but that's not saying much.
What bizzarro dimension did I travel to where the licenced beat-em-up game somehow turned out to be one of the more solid experiences on the app store?
2013
Wario Ware vibes