More games should let you just fucking run away like a lil coward half way through the story

I did it. I killed the bug

Sybil has the schmoovement. She also does not have pants and I am NOT turning them in the options.

I just like FMV games.

Great little arena fighter. The enemies team up on you so you need to scurry around the room throwing shit at them like a little chaos gremlin which is very fun. About 4-6 hours of gameplay depending on how much time you wanna put into the roguelike mode. I recommend.

Me & Orbo did unspeakable things in Chechnya in 1995

I am not romancing you Troy Baker. You know what you did. Fun game though.

A mashup of Brotato and Backpack Hero without the appeal of either

bnuy :)

I pingponged back and forth between I'm a genius and I'm a fool for the entire duration of my playthrough.

All bullet heaven games should have the chance of crashing be a factor in the upgrades you take.

About the same quality as Payday 3

I know Goobert in real life and we're really good friends he lets me bum cigarettes off him all the time I love my friend Goobert.