CrappySkills
2021
I have mixed feelings about Road 96
The subject is important af, I like the characters, seeing your actions take form, etc., but I feel like It's missing something. Don't get me wrong, this game gave me goosebumps, and the end is great, but man...
The soundtrack could be better and I had some performance issues, like crashing and the game not loading a far away stone that you can see clearly. About the music... listening to some songs, I felt like I was in a hair spray commercial, not a teenager hitchhiker escaping a fascist dictatorship. I'm not kidding, sometimes I was having a serious conversation in-game and the song made no sense. Also, the dubbing could be better and honestly, everything could take a little more work on it, I'd give this game a 9 if they fixed a bunch of things.
There's another thing that bothers me: steam have this "adaptate the price to the reality of each country you're selling to". The publisher didn't do it, the game converting the dollar to the currency I use is quite expensive, and that's at least ironic...
I'd prefer to get the money and buy 2 other excellent games that adapted the price. If you're in Brazil, like me, wait for discount or game pass.
The subject is important af, I like the characters, seeing your actions take form, etc., but I feel like It's missing something. Don't get me wrong, this game gave me goosebumps, and the end is great, but man...
The soundtrack could be better and I had some performance issues, like crashing and the game not loading a far away stone that you can see clearly. About the music... listening to some songs, I felt like I was in a hair spray commercial, not a teenager hitchhiker escaping a fascist dictatorship. I'm not kidding, sometimes I was having a serious conversation in-game and the song made no sense. Also, the dubbing could be better and honestly, everything could take a little more work on it, I'd give this game a 9 if they fixed a bunch of things.
There's another thing that bothers me: steam have this "adaptate the price to the reality of each country you're selling to". The publisher didn't do it, the game converting the dollar to the currency I use is quite expensive, and that's at least ironic...
I'd prefer to get the money and buy 2 other excellent games that adapted the price. If you're in Brazil, like me, wait for discount or game pass.
First lego game I beat, I was seeing marvel movies after 13 years and I thought: why not play the lego version of it?
At first, I was HORRIFIED by the keyboard gameplay, I changed everything. Cmon, they could take a while programming to LET ME USE THE FUCKING MICE TO PLAY IT. I also encountered some bugs that made me restart the level, cause fury got stuck on the air. Also, some puzzles like "hacking with a tablet" could be better. But, In general, it was fun.
Lego games have a perfect silly humour timing, I like the characters mechanics, the fighting, the dopamine that goes through my brain everytime I collect the coins, etc.
But I'll sure never try to 100% lego games, cause it seems boring getting all of the characters
At first, I was HORRIFIED by the keyboard gameplay, I changed everything. Cmon, they could take a while programming to LET ME USE THE FUCKING MICE TO PLAY IT. I also encountered some bugs that made me restart the level, cause fury got stuck on the air. Also, some puzzles like "hacking with a tablet" could be better. But, In general, it was fun.
Lego games have a perfect silly humour timing, I like the characters mechanics, the fighting, the dopamine that goes through my brain everytime I collect the coins, etc.
But I'll sure never try to 100% lego games, cause it seems boring getting all of the characters
2023
I played buckshot roulette with the devil and I won using "deus" as signature 😇
I wanted to play Michonne's dlc for the first time, so I tried it
If you're reading this to buy the bundle, I'd say It's worth it, you have all of them in one place, the story is amazing, indeed, and if you're into the "It's your choice" genre, you'll like it, trust me.
Obviously, It's much better with a discount, but you won't be losing your money if you buy it full price.
If you're reading this to buy the bundle, I'd say It's worth it, you have all of them in one place, the story is amazing, indeed, and if you're into the "It's your choice" genre, you'll like it, trust me.
Obviously, It's much better with a discount, but you won't be losing your money if you buy it full price.
Yes, I enjoyed it a lot and I was worried I wouldn't, cause the average is 2.7
Probably cause I watched the show, so I already had a bond, before it started. But yes, I recognize that's not the best game of the twd telltale.
I don't really have negative stuff to say about it, I'm in love with the song of the opening, I almost cried with the gramophone part, and I like michonne, even if AMC fucked the end of the show, creating 3 spin-offs of twd to explain where the fuck Rick is <3
If you identify with me, maybe It's worth it, but I cannot promise you'll like if you don't.
Probably cause I watched the show, so I already had a bond, before it started. But yes, I recognize that's not the best game of the twd telltale.
I don't really have negative stuff to say about it, I'm in love with the song of the opening, I almost cried with the gramophone part, and I like michonne, even if AMC fucked the end of the show, creating 3 spin-offs of twd to explain where the fuck Rick is <3
If you identify with me, maybe It's worth it, but I cannot promise you'll like if you don't.
2020
Well, for a few bucks and a few laughs, I'd say it's fair
2014
Man, I struggled to finish this one...
It's not hoooorrible, but I never saw a game crashing this much.
Positive side:
+ The story has a more emotional part than far cry 3
Far cry 3 is about a group of rich kids that landed on a dangerous island, and Jason try to take everybody out. Far cry 4 is about a civil war, full of questions like "am I on the right side of it?"
+ Grappling hook is a cool new mechanic
On far cry 3 we had this part of the map, that if you wanted to get on the top of the mountain, you had to bypass to the other side, so then you could get higher. BUT now you can just c l i m b
+ Elephants go BOOM
That's it, there are elephants and you can mount on them as tanks to defeat everyone
Negative side:
- There's no tattoo
There's still a skill tree system, but THEY TOOK OUT THE TATTOO, it was so cool seeing it evolving.
- Pagan min is not better than Vaas
No matter what you say, Vaas is unbeatable, it will be difficult to have another character as feared as him
- Himalaya
I had traumas with its missions, that's all
- Amita and Sabal
They're both wrong for different reasons (no spoiler), and the reasons are BIG reasons, so I couldn't attach to any of them, the only one I could really feel compassion didn't appear as much: Bhadra
- The hunting and all the extra missions are not that interesting
That's it, I felt like far cry 3 did a better job on that, It was more enjoyable
Conclusion: Don't play this on pc, I would've had a much better experience on a console, without having more than 20 crashing per day, and IF you have this on your backlog, try it if you have nothing else
It's not hoooorrible, but I never saw a game crashing this much.
Positive side:
+ The story has a more emotional part than far cry 3
Far cry 3 is about a group of rich kids that landed on a dangerous island, and Jason try to take everybody out. Far cry 4 is about a civil war, full of questions like "am I on the right side of it?"
+ Grappling hook is a cool new mechanic
On far cry 3 we had this part of the map, that if you wanted to get on the top of the mountain, you had to bypass to the other side, so then you could get higher. BUT now you can just c l i m b
+ Elephants go BOOM
That's it, there are elephants and you can mount on them as tanks to defeat everyone
Negative side:
- There's no tattoo
There's still a skill tree system, but THEY TOOK OUT THE TATTOO, it was so cool seeing it evolving.
- Pagan min is not better than Vaas
No matter what you say, Vaas is unbeatable, it will be difficult to have another character as feared as him
- Himalaya
I had traumas with its missions, that's all
- Amita and Sabal
They're both wrong for different reasons (no spoiler), and the reasons are BIG reasons, so I couldn't attach to any of them, the only one I could really feel compassion didn't appear as much: Bhadra
- The hunting and all the extra missions are not that interesting
That's it, I felt like far cry 3 did a better job on that, It was more enjoyable
Conclusion: Don't play this on pc, I would've had a much better experience on a console, without having more than 20 crashing per day, and IF you have this on your backlog, try it if you have nothing else
2018
Decent game, It’s one of those “you need to play with your friends, cause it’s way better.
There are a lot of things that could be better in it, like crafting, n o t n e e d i n g t h e w i k i a l l t h e t i m e, clunky mechanics, etc. But the thing i liked the most was the story, It’s better than you think
There are a lot of things that could be better in it, like crafting, n o t n e e d i n g t h e w i k i a l l t h e t i m e, clunky mechanics, etc. But the thing i liked the most was the story, It’s better than you think
2018
Obviously I downloaded it to play on a discord call, to just take a few laughs with my friends, and it worked. I thought it would be worse, cause there are some "show her your dick" options, but the guy comes after and say "plz, that's a crime, don't do that" so that's positive.
Clearly I won't be using any of it:
1 - this guy is a mental, most of the "correct" options don't make any sense
2 - I'm a latino, things here work differently
3 - I already have a girlfriend
I'd give some stars more, cause it was fun, there are some non-sense conversations like spoiler the girl's book, say she's a killer for not being vegan and saying she's a communist cause she's learning russian. However, there were "correct options" that were really sexist, xenophobe and sexual harrasment, and that's not cool, even in a meme game.
"Women like men more intelligent than her" d u d e
This is about 13 dollars on steam, I wouldn't recommend you to buy it not even for a single dollar.
Clearly I won't be using any of it:
1 - this guy is a mental, most of the "correct" options don't make any sense
2 - I'm a latino, things here work differently
3 - I already have a girlfriend
I'd give some stars more, cause it was fun, there are some non-sense conversations like spoiler the girl's book, say she's a killer for not being vegan and saying she's a communist cause she's learning russian. However, there were "correct options" that were really sexist, xenophobe and sexual harrasment, and that's not cool, even in a meme game.
"Women like men more intelligent than her" d u d e
This is about 13 dollars on steam, I wouldn't recommend you to buy it not even for a single dollar.
1990
9999 games my ass
"Style is no substitute for substance."
Great design of characters, graphics, maybe voice acting, but the rest is... mediocre.
I read some stupid critic saying "omg, the puzzles are so unique", they're literally as simple as you can imagine. "You see these pillars? There are some pics of objects above them, what do you think you need to do?". The whole game is you trying to find levers and stuff, and a horrible combat mechanic and level design. I usually like exploring, but here is just not fun. The story meh, not for me. Also: not scary.
I feel like this game exists just to make a bunch of unnecessary sequences and sell a lot of plushies and toys. Also, most people I saw that liked this game, they watched their favorite youtuber play it, or tell the story in a charismatic way.
Conclusion? If you already have it, play it just to say your money was worth it, but if you didn't, try another one!
Great design of characters, graphics, maybe voice acting, but the rest is... mediocre.
I read some stupid critic saying "omg, the puzzles are so unique", they're literally as simple as you can imagine. "You see these pillars? There are some pics of objects above them, what do you think you need to do?". The whole game is you trying to find levers and stuff, and a horrible combat mechanic and level design. I usually like exploring, but here is just not fun. The story meh, not for me. Also: not scary.
I feel like this game exists just to make a bunch of unnecessary sequences and sell a lot of plushies and toys. Also, most people I saw that liked this game, they watched their favorite youtuber play it, or tell the story in a charismatic way.
Conclusion? If you already have it, play it just to say your money was worth it, but if you didn't, try another one!
2003
Eu não preciso dissertar sobre, certo?
"Sabe quem é o animal que come com o rrrrrrabo?"
"Sabe quem é o animal que come com o rrrrrrabo?"
2020
If I'm honest, I expected more of an annapurna game.
The art is clearly not the problem, they focus a lot on the unique style of every game of theirs, BUT the story is just okay and the gameplay is just "zoom in and zoom out".
It's just an average game. Not a horrible one, but it was not good enough to click with me, at least.
The art is clearly not the problem, they focus a lot on the unique style of every game of theirs, BUT the story is just okay and the gameplay is just "zoom in and zoom out".
It's just an average game. Not a horrible one, but it was not good enough to click with me, at least.
1999
A game can't get more arcade-y than this, It's too damn addictive
Gus is my favorite one: you can thank me lateeeeeer (the deepest and sexiest voice I've ever heard, and that hairy chest, o m g w h e r e a r e m y p a n t s)
Gus is my favorite one: you can thank me lateeeeeer (the deepest and sexiest voice I've ever heard, and that hairy chest, o m g w h e r e a r e m y p a n t s)
2008
I'll start with the bad things, I guess:
- weird mechanics, cause I'm obviously used to GTA V and San Andreas
Escaping police, fighting, you don't recover life at all if you don't find a restaurant and eat, TOLL and making a character IMMORTAL just so rockstar's story would make more sense making you get to the right part of town to watch a cutscene
- Bad performance
This on pc is UNPLAYABLE without patches and mods you find on internet
- Too much tutorial
Everything has a goddamn notification "press this, do this"
About the good parts:
+ The radio...
Rockstar never gets it wrong! Jazz, rock, calle 13, Elvis Crespo, some russian raps/hip hop and, of course, the messed up chit chat in it.
+ They payed attention on every detail on this GTA
When you get near a running car, you can listen to the muffled radio, when someone tries to enter the car and you start driving, they are dragged with it, the moves your character does, you can feel they tried to do it as real as possible for a 2008 game and you can hear people in radio talking about a mission you just did
+ The story
It's much more deep than GTA V, for example, emotional charge, etc. Unfortunately, I felt it just got like this towards the end, cause most of the game is the GTA recipe: go there, kill this man, come back, etc. But It's a goddamn fine story
My verdict? Give it a try. I'd say It's the third best GTA, behind San Andreas and V, clearly.
- weird mechanics, cause I'm obviously used to GTA V and San Andreas
Escaping police, fighting, you don't recover life at all if you don't find a restaurant and eat, TOLL and making a character IMMORTAL just so rockstar's story would make more sense making you get to the right part of town to watch a cutscene
- Bad performance
This on pc is UNPLAYABLE without patches and mods you find on internet
- Too much tutorial
Everything has a goddamn notification "press this, do this"
About the good parts:
+ The radio...
Rockstar never gets it wrong! Jazz, rock, calle 13, Elvis Crespo, some russian raps/hip hop and, of course, the messed up chit chat in it.
+ They payed attention on every detail on this GTA
When you get near a running car, you can listen to the muffled radio, when someone tries to enter the car and you start driving, they are dragged with it, the moves your character does, you can feel they tried to do it as real as possible for a 2008 game and you can hear people in radio talking about a mission you just did
+ The story
It's much more deep than GTA V, for example, emotional charge, etc. Unfortunately, I felt it just got like this towards the end, cause most of the game is the GTA recipe: go there, kill this man, come back, etc. But It's a goddamn fine story
My verdict? Give it a try. I'd say It's the third best GTA, behind San Andreas and V, clearly.