Biker girl gang pummels their way to dominance, recruiting defeated bosses, buying decorations for their room, and making scary faces at one another in intimidation mini-games. It's heaven on paper, but is marred by a simple one-button control scheme that makes combat either boring or intensely punishing depending on what items you purchase to bolster your stats. But hey, one of the boss fights takes place to a cover of "Holding Out for a Hero" so...

It's also got some incredibly damaging fatphobia in there which has aged like rotten milk, so be aware of that before starting.

Incredibly strong vibes bogged down by obtuse command expectations. You wanna go into the bloody hallway? Better have clicked on every single item in the precinct five times from ashtray to piece of paper. Like a lot of PC-98 adventure games, it gives you control but forces you through these interaction funnels, meaning you'll spend more time fumbling through clicking anything and everything than playing.

The lightning fast gun and escape sequences are an amazing touch, and graphically the game is DISGUSTING to the perfect degree. I still recommend it, but do so with a warning: Click on EVERYTHING even if you don't think it's important, because if you don't you'll HAVE to later.

An eight year old and the weird creature that may or may not be threatening him commit crimes against existence by building abominations of modern science. You can try to build normal animals, but eventually you WILL either slip, become curious, or reach a point in progression, and you will make a beast that cries for you to kill it.

It's coated with an extremely cute and strange veneer, the music is charming, the map makes sense, and the built in dual-language text is a huge blessing. It's more a toy than a game, with the gameplay becoming incredibly repetitive well before the credits roll. But it is INTERESTING. Which is always the bigger sell to me.

"Do you think God stays in heaven because he too lives in fear of what he's created?"