Want to prove you can run public transport better than those hacks at Arriva? Then give this game an install. It's free, can run on a potato and is very addictive.

The plain cheese pizza of video games.

One of the grandpappies of the stealth genre that Kojima would successfully raise with the Metal Gear series. The controls have aged horribly and the chest opening mechanic is implausibly long, so it's best seen as a curiosity.

Isn't commercialism fun?

Revolutionary for the time, but the controls have aged poorly.

Fabulously made zombie slaughtering fun. Grab some mods, some friends and have fun.

Saving Private Ryan has got NOTHING on Pops Ghostly.

Tarantino really can't act.

(Played via the "Director's Choices" fan edit)

Is it offensive? Yes. Is it clunky? Yes. Is it reflective of the era it was made in? Yes.

Is it a load of fun? YES.

A pretty decent, if short, JRPG with some cute characters (Orca/Idate is my fave.)
My only gripe is that it is waaaaaay too easy - the level cap is 50 but 30 should make you nigh unstoppable. Unlike Hideo Kojima who balances great story with fun gameplay, this has a great story but weak, easy gameplay.

Played using EasyRPG

It's... not that bad? Sure, it's annoying, but it's FAR from being the so-called "worst video game of all time".

This is a far more plausible "video game crash" causing game than fucking E.T.

The best game ever made, bar none.
I am usually a hardened person, but even I cry at the ending.

Everyone should aspire to be like Madagascar in these dark times.