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It's always really funny watching Animal Crossing fans bend over backwards trying to defend some of the really idiotic design decisions made by the AC devs in favor of their design philosophy.

the game that got us all through the pandemic. but, it's still missing a couple key things:
- DLC on par with pocket camp
- the ability to rename my island. "islabernie" didn't age particularly well

fun as hell with not funny jokes but it doesnt matter

The game is getting a lot of mixed reviews at the moment, you can call me crazy but I believe this is gonna become a cult classic in a few years (like a lot of slavjank games do), the game can get pretty kino at times and the soundtrack is really good, people will realize soon enough that it's a cool little shooter ("muh russia" bots need not apply).

me when I'm just some random ass lovecraftian monstrosity minding my own business but some random ass Iron Man knockoff starts shooting bolts up my ass

without spoiling anything, this game gets SO good around the 20 hour mark, like its already good until then but my god

this happened to me once but instead of greek gods it was homeless crackheads

The culture around this is really starting to get aggressively unfunny and cringe

Can the "this game=sex" joke die now before it goes any further

my wrists are currently falling off