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this game gave me malware when I was 15

I miss sending glitter to my homies.....
The world lost a shade of colour when the Switch released with a different type of touchscreen to the 3DS, I guess it's a capacitive one similar to the type phones use? Either way, it disincentivises the use of anything but a finger, or a specialised conductive stylus that the system doesn't even come with. No Art Academy, no Etrian Odyssey, no freaking Swapnote. Not swaggie. The humble social doodler has been hunted down and destroyed. Swapnote Nikki found dead in Miami.

I havent actually played this game i just wanted to ask why his foots fucked up on the cover art here

Why is this actually pretty good

Now, considering that the franchise is well known and there's quite a good number of games, this may seem like a false statement but I can declare 100%, that this is no one's favorite Shovel Knight game.

THIS HAS THE POPULAR ROCK GROUP LOVERBOY'S 'WORKING FOR THE WEEKEND'?

guys where the FUCK is pilchard

also the only person I knew who owned this is a nazi now. im not saying it was this game's fault but im not not saying that

Imagine being Smash Bros right now. Rollback and wavedashing, and you get to main Nigel. My call is that Squidward will be a fighter.

MASTERPIECE SONIC IN THE CAR WHAT WILL HE DO

I ACTUALLY PLAYED THIS ON AN EMULATOR I HAVE ACHIEVED GAMING NIRVANA

i played this instead of finishing an essay last night and i do not regret it

people go "ugh shovel knight is so overrated ughhh" and go play games called "gerald mcboingboing shits himself at the fair" from gamejolt

i would let dr dolphin preform open heart surgery on me