FloPerfecto
Imagine one of the worst 2D platformers you've ever played in your life and now imagine that it has over 50 mandatory sneaking segments, and you have this game
This remaster is great, a gold standard for how to treat your rerelease of a 1990s FPS. I wish I could say the game itself is as quality as the effort that went into porting it, but it's still one of the jankiest, questionably designed shooters that came out between Doom and Duke. My tolerance for touchpad hunting and wallhumping ran dry halfway through the campaign
ROTT's weapons are fun, but having to suffer through its level design just to blow up a few nazis every couple rooms isn't worth it
2023
Don't care what the lamestream media says, I just want to stunlock my friends with Korone's chainsaw
This game is my earliest memory of being unhappy with a video game, so I thank the developers for helping me realize at a young and tender age that the world has evil in it
An exhausting game to play.
The map has too many chokepoints and never really "opens up", even in the endgame. The two castle system is cool on paper, but in practice it leads to a lot of tedious backtracking between sparsely-placed warp rooms and the slivers of map you've yet to explore on both sides.
Juste is satisfying to control, but he's so overpowered in every aspect (mobility, magic, subweapons) that the game is laughably easy from start to finish. It's hard to stay engaged when there's no challenge to be found.
The map has too many chokepoints and never really "opens up", even in the endgame. The two castle system is cool on paper, but in practice it leads to a lot of tedious backtracking between sparsely-placed warp rooms and the slivers of map you've yet to explore on both sides.
Juste is satisfying to control, but he's so overpowered in every aspect (mobility, magic, subweapons) that the game is laughably easy from start to finish. It's hard to stay engaged when there's no challenge to be found.
2021
Better than the original in every way.
2016
Extremely satisfying movement, to the point where I wanted to play as the pilot more than the titan
2018
I got on Among Us and it was just okay
The apex of the Yakuza series, and that's a pretty high bar
2020
A fun physics sandbox, but the Campaign is barebones and repetitive
2008
It's sort of fun to play but automated music game charts are never going to flow well
2010
I spent a year being in love with this game before its community killed it by only uploading levels where you kill Justin Bieber
2014
Only fun for a single session of goofing off
2018
Extremely janky, but playing a first-person beat-em-up riot simulator was enough of a novelty to mostly make up for it