This game is my earliest memory of being unhappy with a video game, so I thank the developers for helping me realize at a young and tender age that the world has evil in it

As a quarter Jew I hereby give you permission to play exactly one quarter of this game and then list it on Craigslist, like I did.

Yakisoba Pan

One of the most ingenious games of the generation; a sprawling sci-fi drama that takes great influence from shoujo manga, with crisp visuals to match. Remarkably well-crafted and deliberately paced.

I have a new appreciation for recording memories and writing down my name on everything I own

Told me I was Obese.