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Everyone be talking about fat asses n shit so I gave it a shot. Pulled this character that was just phenomenal from the front, hot as hell. Upgraded her a few times, stuck her in my party and rushed to see her in action. I get into a mission, start shooting, and guess what I find? She's wearing a massive fucking lab coat, I can't see anything from the back. I took that as a grim omen of what was to come; broken promises and abject disappointments, and I uninstalled the game on the spot.

the BBL and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race

"Atsui~
Atsukute hikarabisoouu~
Ugoite nai no ni atsuiyoo~"


One of the greatest voice lines in all of video games. I needed it for myself. Dumped 200 rolls on Mika's banner the other day. Mika's cute and all, and the 6% rate was tantalizing, but what I was really chasing was that heat. Even with so much saved, it was still a 0.3% rate. Fate/GO players shot for the stars with more, and died in disgrace for less. It was a steep price to pay for missing the train back in January. I wasn't a believer then, but half a year of Twitter art forces a man to acknowledge the sheer strength Blue Archive commandeered as the head honcho of the cute and funny genre. Come April, I knew what I had to do. I installed, started grinding, and bided my time until the fated day would come. Ohhh I waited. Banners came and went, and my gem stock slowly grew. They called me a fool for skipping Himari. But there is no virtue chasing higher ranks in a future without Summer Hoshino. Days became weeks. Weeks became months.

Until Judgement Day. 7/25. The red carpet was rolled out for Mika. Fanfare, Twitter campaigns, displays, advertisements. She had it all. Even Arona Hot Dog was there. But I was only concerned about my pink, 0.3% prize. I only had a 45% chance to get her. I had nothing else but hopes and prayers; I prostrated before the numbers, completely at the mercy of a coin flip. And it flipped.

It was a silly little thing. One moment I didn't have her, and then in the next, I did. 70 pulls in. It's an unbelievable feeling, to entrust the culmination of several months of dreams on a dice roll, and win. At that time, at that place, for a fleeting moment, through no power of mine, the whims of reality and my wordly desires were one and the same. With no rhyme or reason, the Mandate of Heaven bestowed upon me Hoshino. Don't you see what this means? I walked the path forged by the stars, and it was written in indelible celestial text that Victory was my lot.

Anyway +3 stars for Ui, she's my favorite.

I Will update this as i go since it's a (Gacha Game) finished good half of Vol 3 rest will follow
i Can now say that this is The Greatest Game Ever made cant put into words but this Really is the Story of their Youth Even with all the Hiccups That happened along the way story wise it's a Perfect Rep of what makes a Person a person I LOOOOOVE KASUMI

"SHIT!! GRENADE! THROW IT BACK,
PRIVATE! NOW!!"

I would do anything for Rosalina to see her mother one more time.

the devs had 2 explicit goals for this title: make one of the best games of all time and no pants allowed

/r/animemes have found their Black Panther