Hidden_Squid
The "Die Hard is a Christmas movie" of video games.
The most acute distillation of style over substance ever created.
2000
"Where'd Spider-Wuss go? Spiiiider Wussss, come out and playyyyyy... this game cause it's awesome."
DON'T play the PC version though, it is broken beyond belief.
DON'T play the PC version though, it is broken beyond belief.
2004
Do I like this more than insomniacs game? noooooooooo
Are there ways I know insomniacs game could improve now? yessssssss
Are there ways I know insomniacs game could improve now? yessssssss
I'm assassinating a dude when an archer captain jumps me outta knowhere and kills me. I go to get revenge on him and kill the guy. Eventually I run into him again while i'm trying to kill another dude, this happens over and over until I finally think i've seen the last of him. I'm marching up on the final boss and who do I see leading his army? The fucking archer dude...
"Minicons son!"
Fun weapons and improved driving don't save it from what feels like a total lack of fun for a lot of it.
Ayyyyy ma boi robin finally getting some recognition
Best banter I've ever seen in a video game. Wish the co-op wasn't tied to an account though so I could play with my buddies.
2011
Boring as shit... I'm sorry it just ain't for me.
Great variety of locations, great variety of orcs, but falls flat in the story. The SCRIPTED story that is.
The first ever orc I recruited betrayed me after I passed over him when choosing who to make an overlord. We have a bit of back and forth for a while until I fuck with him by shaming him which drives him mad and lowers his level. I run into him again and decide to shame him once more, I do this again and again until he is at the minimum level. I take a bit of pity on him and make up my mind that i'll recruit him and make him the max level... until he gets one hit by a random monster that I tried to use to kill his goons.
The first ever orc I recruited betrayed me after I passed over him when choosing who to make an overlord. We have a bit of back and forth for a while until I fuck with him by shaming him which drives him mad and lowers his level. I run into him again and decide to shame him once more, I do this again and again until he is at the minimum level. I take a bit of pity on him and make up my mind that i'll recruit him and make him the max level... until he gets one hit by a random monster that I tried to use to kill his goons.
Probably the only soulslike thing I will ever touch and I am perfectly okay with that.
Yeah yeah it wasn't great at launch but I didn't play it at launch. Probably the most value you'll ever get outta 40 bucks or whatever you're gonna pay for this.
2015
Is it THAT bad? ehhhh. Is it still bad? yes definitely
2021
Pretty decent campaign but the first halo game that I really got into the multiplayer, shame about the lack of content and I haven't really gotten forge to fully work for me.