I'm going to be honest: I don't think I'll ever beat this game. I just downloaded it to actually feel the controls, which mind you, are actually really fun once you get the hang of it.
I see this as more of a friend than a videogame. it's company. Bennett Foddy's commentary is sometimes purposefully irritating, but most of the time I sense earnestness and comradery from his words, like the way he says he'll always save your progress. it really is just about the journey. you could play the same parts over and over again, just to have fun with the controls, and never beat it, and that's ok. like Foddy said in his playthrough in Kotaku: "riding the snake is the true ending of this game" (which I will never do because I'm ophidiophobic).

anyway, it's fun and funny and cool and iconic.

I always heard that Pokemon Sun/Moon is the worst generation of Pokemon. Because of that, this game was in my backloog for almost 6 years. One day I decided to play with my Nintendo 3DS again and started with Pokemon Moon. After that, I learned that I don't always have to believe in other people reviews without give a proper chance to the game.

Pokemon Moon is a classic Pokemon game. Those games are almost the same game since Pokemon Fire/Red, and Pokemon Moon has the same feeling with a better look. I played Pokemon Sword before my adventure in Alola and I can say that I didn't miss anything from the new generation.

To be honest, the Pokemon from this generation are forgettable. Only old Pokemon were in my team 'cause no one caught my attetion.

The changes in Pokemon Moon are Z moves and the island chalenge insted of gym battles. The Z moves are nothing different than a 5th move that you only can use once for battle. The island chalenges are puzzles and battles that you have to do to face the Elite Four, but to be honest they are more complicated to understand.

Pokemon Moon is really really easy. I never lost a single battle in all game and it never was close to it. I just played the necessary battles and avoid to face wild Pokemon and even doind those things, my Pokemon were always with a higher level than my rivals.

The story is ok.

After all that, you are probably thinking why I said that after Pokemon Moon I won't believe in reviews without give a proper chance to the game. The answer is simple: Pokemon is always fun and that's why the Game Freak and The Pokemon Company don't want to make anything new with this franchise.

Don't ask why I have this...

Anyway, it's a porn "game" that's a clone of many other clones, because the company behind it releases the same game with a different skin 8 times a year (not joking look it up), that's way too into the plot; as usual. And yes, there is literally no gameplay, it's a digital porn novel... fucking hooray.

Played for 40 minutes, no tits and the bad writing wasn't even cringey enough to laugh at, it was just sad. Me and my friend streamed it on Discord expecting a good old laugh, but nothing.

0/10 - No horny and no funny.