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Xenoblade Chronicles laps up your time with a St. Bernard’s huge, gross, slimy, wet tongue, licks your face with the residue of your lost hours still sticking to its perpetually unclean dog mouth, and then asks if you had a good time. The St. Bernard is fluffy, and the gesture is sweet, but I don’t even know how to begin answering that.

But I guess the music and world design are excellent.

i walk into a dark room and get jumped by various twitter dot com users who have their favourite VNs listed in their bio. i am taken to a remote warehouse in which i am forced to watch anime that are good if you read the light novels and I soon die of clogged arteries after eating "kino flakes", all for the crime of not getting down with this game.

coining the term "xenoblade syndrome" for when people think something is the peak of the medium because they haven't engaged with the medium all that much

literal balls
everytime i turn this game on it makes me want to crash my fucking car

it's the biggest piece of dogshit

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/836946355700105226/896393107896164382/upgn7j1qf5s71.png

me dormí antes del primer asesinato

you can hold a gun against my head and i will still not continue this game

é incrível como todas as mulheres jogo são umas putas