I bought and played this on the PS1 because I got bored. If you're high, this is the greatest game ever made

It's Clunk of Duty

I 100%ed this game because I thought it would be funny. It was and I have no regrets

This is one of my favorite games of all time easily. It's just stupidly genius.

I think this game is great, but severely overlooked. It's a great little run n' gun game!

It may have had mixed reviews at launch but any game with Zombies and Parkour gets a good rating in my book

Suprisingly okay for a free parkour mobile game released in 2012

It's a fitness game. A genre where I like most games in. I guess a 3 star rating is pretty... fitting.
Also, apparently weigh 5 1/2 pounds

It's CSGO for kids/console players who say they've played/are good at CSGO but know jack shit about CSGO

Somehow, I thought this game was praised by most people. Did not know people didn't like it.

It's stupid fucking hard but in the end, it's pretty fun

This game takes RE5, somehow makes it edgier, and still somehow sucks ass

I'll be honest, the only reason I haven't beat this game is because I'm a fuckin pussy. Too scary for me

This game is literally one of the most perfect games ever created. And it's 20 bucks on every platform

I bought this as a substitute for RE8, but it feels like RE7 if they ripped most of RE7 out of RE7. I still bought RE8 anyways.