fuck yeah fulfills my need to violate trespassing laws without givin me a criminal record!! im transgender with a bad credit score i dont need a felony on top of that!!!!

this frickin owns!!!!!!!!! lots of kissable monsters in this one fr fr

its nice to have improved on the building system of RCT 3 in every way but at the end of the day this is a dlc scam and i always just go back to modded rct 3 because building sims without mod capabilities suck!!!!!!!!!! you make games for autistic people and yet i cant get mods that make the coasters accurate to intamin blueprint specifications??? unplayable!!!!!!!!!

this is like zoo tycoon 2 for miserable mfs that hate having fun and enjoy getting scammed bc theres like no content for this game and theres no mods. the workshop sucks.

this game sucks but if it was just the minigame where you take care of and pet the pixels on the screen i would give it a 5!!!!

all my little creatures are 5 stars though i love them so much i would never slander them

they aint never made a game to top this since ever

cant hate it!! its like over the shoulder half life 2 on the wii with motion controls!!!!!!

this is the game ever!!!!!!!1

once you get dismembered enough times and nearly starve to death and do nothing but drug runs across one of the biggest fucking maps in games with no fast travel for 100 hours you can kick back and play this shit like animal crossing and i decorate my little houses and hang out with my little guys in the village i made except i also grow weed and have to fend off man eating spiders made of flesh and im also a wanted fugitive so the GOP always comes into my swamp and beats my little guys to death with the sword because they hate funky little alien guys (also bc i endlessly lay waste to the holy farmlands the holy nation will pay for what they have done!!!!) and then i go fishing too sometimes bc i have mods for that

after i lost my virginity at 15 this game lost its appeal and now i eat cock and there are only shitty fucking weeaboo bait fem twinks and anime girls with big badonkers so i play dota 2 instead bc im gay and it has big bara monster men with man titties like you could never imagine

all the mfs that complain about no monster champs come make out w me and play dota and lets have homosexual gay sex

used to play it alot. i was addicted to it so i got addicted to adderall instead and it fucking owns !!!! turns you into tracer real except not british frankly a goddamn improvement

this is a game about being forced to make a very difficult decision and take a side, very hard

will you join the flesh mass hivemind, become consumed and join the writhing mass

or will you obey the computer that hates humanity and calls you mean names like bitch insect

ohhh mama idk which one to pick those both sound so hot!!!! awooooooooga!!! honk hondk jaw falls on the floor von braun crashinkg into the many