I guess it's better than trying to play tabletop Dungeon Dice Monsters

What if Mario is Missing was a lousy party game where you got to see Tweety almost slowly horrifyingly turn to stone?

If you hate Metroidvanias for their backtracking elements, this is NOT the game for you

The DNA Factor asked the daring question of "what if action game didn't have weapons??"

Garbage Day!

shoots the guy with the trash can

Honestly it's pretty disappointing seeing how close this game gets to being good, but is held back by level design and the monotony of it all

Jimmy Neutron looks like a chimp
Danny Phantom randomly grows a mouth
And Timmy and Spongebob have that same open mouth grin the whole game

Spyro Orange is honestly better than this

Metroid, 1986: What if we fool the players so used to going straight right in video games that we should put the first thing needed for progression right to their left from when they first enter the game?

The Land Before Time, : What if we fool the players so used to platforming conventions that we need them to take a huge leap of faith that the next platform is off screen in the first level?

Who decided to green light a game like this on a system with a screen as big as a post it note is beyond me.