someone,
somewhere,
is being chased by monsters!

more mario games should have halloween levels

2020

that elastic rope upgrade should not be nearly as fun as it is

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god i hate it when i end up golfing in the meat dimension!!!!

if all they had added was the class system it still would've beat out the first game by a mile, this game rocks

would absolutely rate this one higher because i love it but it was never finished :(

2009

surprisingly interesting setup for a lego game

santa is a upstanding gentleman who does not steal curly's panties

when i grow up i want to be super mario too

are you just gonna pass by without saying "wanya"?

level-5 could probably kick my dick in and throw me off a cliff and i would still love it, this game fucks hard